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[tallasaking]

[The scene is set, as it is usually set, in Tyrion's engineering laboratory aboard the SS First Breath. There are his weapons, some complete, some in stages of being put together. There are his terrariums, that are going strong with their varying greenery. Some are vegetables, others are flowers, some are just odd looking alien plants that Tyrion wanted to see if he could grow.

What Tyrion appears to be working on now, is a Very Fancy Looking Airmask. He is screwing a stronger air-filter into place, as he speaks to the camera.]

I do not suppose ... I could interest some people ... into coming down below with me? I can promise you better equipment than what they are offering, and for much less the going price.

[Mis-match eyes lift up, and he smirks.]

Let's just say I'm interested to know what makes this fog so very special.

Comments

[mongoosecrow]

I think the alcoholic version of anything is always the best version of that thing.

[tallasaking]

You are not incorrect in that, Gil.

[mongoosecrow]

A statement that is almost always true.

[tallasaking]

I would say ... at least more than half. So that is good odds.

[mongoosecrow]

Oh man give me more credit than that, man. [Though he is laughing as he says it.]

[tallasaking]

If I gave you more credit than that, you would get entirely too smug, Gil. You already have the charming looks, what shall you do if you think you are a genius as well? No, no, I must keep you humble.

[mongoosecrow]

Whoa. So let's get one thing straight, I know I'm a genius. It's just nice when other folks know it too. [He still is speaking so casually and jovially that it's hard to tell just how serious he is about his vanity.]

[tallasaking]

Well, if you are a genius then clearly you are less handsome. [Said with a completely straight face. Oh, he knows your vanity point, Gil.]

[mongoosecrow]

Wow. Rude, Tyrion. So rude.

[tallasaking]

I do not make the rules, Gil. You cannot be as handsome as you are intelligent, else we would all have to bow before you like a God.

[mongoosecrow]

How do you explain you then? Are you a god? Should I get my shrine together?

[tallasaking]

I am, actually, a very Powerful God. Unlike some other gods around here, who say they are a god of something but do not actually do it.

[mongoosecrow]

Well shit how do I sign up for that religion because I bet you have all of the best services. There'd be so much sacramental wine.

[tallasaking]

Yes there is, for I am the God of Tits and Wine. [He thinks about that one.] For my faithful followers, I'll also add in Cocks. God of Tits, Wine and Cocks. In no particular order.