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[sassy_assassin]

Who: Sara & you
Broadcast: Initially
Action: The Space Bar
When: At an appropriate hour for drinking

[ The broadcast opens and it's Sara behind the bar at the Space Bar. Her top is moderately low cut, her hair is down, she has a cowboy hat on and her tone is casual and inviting. ]

Hey, I'm Sara. I'm the new bartender at the Space Bar. I'm pretty new here overall and wouldn't mind meeting more people, so if you come over and tell me about yourself, I'll mix you up a custom drink, alcohol or no alcohol. Sound like a deal? Good.

[ The broadcast ends, and while she'll answer any calls, she probably does have patrons to serve, as well, so action is a better bet. When you arrive at the Space Bar, there she is! Ready to bartend for the evening while looking like a cowboy ]

Comments

[universal_charm]

Hmm, dogs.

[sassy_assassin]

That seems right.

Alcoholic or dry?

[universal_charm]

Not going to ask what kind?

On a day to day basis? Dry. But I do like a good celebratory drink.

[sassy_assassin]

Sure, what kind?

And I mean for this drink.

[universal_charm]

I am generally said to be a Golden Retriever, but my personal favorites Huskies.

It's your first day on the job. Alcoholic of course. But you through your paces.

[sassy_assassin]

Funnily enough, bartender is about the only thing I can put on my real-world résumé.

Why huskies?

[universal_charm]

Fluffy, smart, lots of energy, good for keeping you warm in the winter.

What's on your not real-world resume?

[sassy_assassin]

[ she serves his drink... it's boozy and wheat-y, and hopefully something he will enjoy ]

Assassin for a secret society, time ship captain for a secret group of time travelers.

[universal_charm]

_{[ It's acceptable. He's usually more of a scotch or whiskey fellow, but hey, he'll take what they can get hopping between planets as they do. He takes a swallow and then looks at her. ]}

Time travel?

_{[ Why is it time travel? Why do people think that's a good idea? ]}

[sassy_assassin]

[ she puts her hands up ]

It was not my idea, I promise.

[universal_charm]

And what do you do with your... time traveling?

_{[ Another drink. Don't judge. Don't jump to conclusions. But... why time travel? The assassin part he can ask about later. ]}

[sassy_assassin]

[ she pours one up for him. just regular liquor this time ]

Try to stop people who want to do bad things from altering it to their whims, mostly.

[universal_charm]

So... keeping the time line the way it is?

_{[ Yes, thank you, Sara. Sip. ]}

[sassy_assassin]

Yeah. More or less.

[ she puts bottles away where they belong ]

[universal_charm]

Well... all right then.

_{[ He hates time travel. HAAAAATES. But, so long as it was to keep the timeline as it was, well, not so bad. He looked her over in your uniform. ]}

This isn't the new outfit you were talking about, is it?

[sassy_assassin]

Uh, no. It's actually a suggested uniform, and I was feeling nostalgic, so here we are.

Why, do you like it?

[universal_charm]

Well, let's just say you win the "Wore It Best" award.

[sassy_assassin]

[ she tips her hat ]

Well, thank you kindly.

[universal_charm]

Ain't tellin' nothing but the truth, darlin'.

_{[ Fake southern drawl and all. ]}

[sassy_assassin]

That was awful. Have you ever met a cowboy?

[universal_charm]

No, they are, sadly, extinct in my era. I just have the classic movies to go on.

[sassy_assassin]

Ahh, well, I'll allow you that. John Wayne wasn't that great at it either.