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[moseyin]

Anybody else miss having monsters around to beat the crap out of
Just somethin you can wail on until you stop feeling like you wana punch a wall

This is not a I want someone 2 fight post either Id just like stuff that deserves killing to b around to kill is all

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[rebuildyourruins]

I was thinking positive about it. That part IS annoying.

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[moseyin]

No offense but good vibes can scram

This is a bitching post

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[rebuildyourruins]

I can tell.

What we really need is a Bilgesnipe or two for that.

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[moseyin]

Hell yeah get one of those rowdy bastards in here

Im assuming theyre rowdy that sounds like a rowdy name

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[rebuildyourruins]

Yes they are, utter disasters on legs. They're ugly great beasts with horns. I used to hunt them all the time.

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[moseyin]

I wish there were 20 of them right here right now

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[rebuildyourruins]

Wouldn't fit. Maybe you could cram five into a ship. That would make them angrier.

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[moseyin]

shit

how big are they

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[rebuildyourruins]

Bilgesnipe-size. I suppose a comparison would be a wagon, or a car?

[He has no idea where you're from, buddy, or what scale to use.]

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[moseyin]

Big ol bastards

Yeah I want at least 5

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[rebuildyourruins]

They're extinct now but it'd be nice to see one again. And hit it.

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[moseyin]

Are they extinct cuz of u

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[rebuildyourruins]

No, because the world was destroyed.

[A few moments later, as though changing the subject:]

Of the monsters you know, which would you most want here to vent your fury on?

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[moseyin]

[.....was gonna request he back that up but you know what, no, not gonna unpack whatever that may be]


Red dragons

Suckers can take a serious lick before they die and theyre nasty

Couldnt fit one in the ship though
In pieces maybe

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[rebuildyourruins]

Dragons can be real bastards. The last one I met kept trying to set me on fire.

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[moseyin]

Yeah they do that

You gotta kick the shit out of their faces first so it hurts to use their jaws

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[rebuildyourruins]

Yeah I pinned its jaw at one point. Ultimately got its head cut off which I didn't have much time to enjoy.

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[moseyin]

How the hell did you manage that their necks are like steel beams

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[rebuildyourruins]

It tried to chase me through a world-crossing portal.

The portal closed on its' neck.

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[moseyin]

That sounds cool as hell

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[rebuildyourruins]

You know, it was. Wish I'd had time to appreciate it.

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[moseyin]

Wish youd had time to take a pic or smth