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[moseyin]

Anybody else miss having monsters around to beat the crap out of
Just somethin you can wail on until you stop feeling like you wana punch a wall

This is not a I want someone 2 fight post either Id just like stuff that deserves killing to b around to kill is all

Comments

[privateeyed]

have you ever been bitten by someone with buck teeth
those things can hurt like a bitch

[moseyin]

Thats happened to you and you DONT advocate killing

ok

[privateeyed]

had my fill of killing in the war thanks ill stick to punching the figurative monsters and maybe shooting at the literal ones while you crazy kids actually kill them with your super powers and weird weapons or whatever it is youve got

[moseyin]

Dont sound all noble about it or anything [says the guy with super powers and weird weapons]

[privateeyed]

if that sounded noble to you then youve got real low standards buddy

[moseyin]

Like you wouldnt believe man

[privateeyed]

i guess my heavy sarcasm and bitterness doesnt travel well over text
thats unfortunate

[moseyin]

So are you saying if some creepy tentacle thing slimed its way up to you you wouldnt kill it

[privateeyed]

how do you know thats not one of my secret kinks

[moseyin]

gross get a room

[privateeyed]

dont kinkshame me dude
in all seriousness tho if it slimed up to me and attacked yeah id kill it
if it slimed up to me and slimed on past and didnt do nothing id leave it alone

[moseyin]

More self control than me

Id kill it just to see what kind of goods it had on it
Or to make sure it wouldnt mess with me later

[privateeyed]

what kind of goods it had what like its a tiny mobile market or something??

[moseyin]

Youd be surprised

I killed this one monster it had this piece of materia that was worth like 50K gil on it

Im like what the hell did it rob a goddam bank

[privateeyed]

what the fuck is a materia is that like diamonds or something
why the fuck would a monster have money do monsters need to buy shit

[moseyin]

Do u not get what I just said about me going 'what the hell' when I saw it

I dont know why they have money they just do

[privateeyed]

you made it sound like it was just the one is it all of them??
what the fuck
maybe they eat it??

[moseyin]

I didnt even think of that

Although were not usually digging crap out of their guts it just kinda falls of em

[privateeyed]

thats so fucking weird
kind of cool weird but also just weird weird

[moseyin]

Its just normal for us

Monsters always had some kinda crap on them that you could at least sell if nothing else

[privateeyed]

and that doesnt sound weird as fuck to ou

[moseyin]

I just said its normal dumbass

[privateeyed]

yeah but youve never like stopped to think about it before now

[moseyin]

No because it
is
normal

the first time I killed a thing here and it just died was like opening a birthday present to find an empty box

[privateeyed]

ok ok i get its fuckin normal
(its not)

yeah well in normal worlds when you kill a thing you open it up and it has guts and gross shit and if you want anything from it (animals keep in mind) you gotta do a bunch of complicated nonsense
no money