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[moseyin]

Anybody else miss having monsters around to beat the crap out of
Just somethin you can wail on until you stop feeling like you wana punch a wall

This is not a I want someone 2 fight post either Id just like stuff that deserves killing to b around to kill is all

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[appletart]

[ She also has no idea what materia is! But she probably shouldn't ask now, that would be weird! Right? Right! ]

Oh! I understand!

It's like when I killed this one slime-jelly monster, and it had a whole longsword inside it somehow - a rare one, too. How do they get this stuff? What could they need it for?

[ Punis don't even have arms! ]

[moseyin]

Holys sake thats happened to me too

A WHOLE SWORD. How does that happen??? I mean of course I assume they killed some guy but why would some creepy monster want to lug around a sword

[appletart]

Maybe it makes the other monsters jealous?

Maybe there's some kind of monster game to collect the rarest things from people. People collect rare things from monsters too, after all...

[moseyin]

Think that much thought goes into it ??

Maybe they just like shiny crap

[appletart]

I don't know! It might? How smart are monsters in your world?

Or, well, yes, maybe it's just the shiny aspect...

[moseyin]

Monsters arent really smart theyre just dumb monsters

Honestly thats good because if they started like uh begging for their lives or something it would be kind of less fun to kill them

[appletart]

Yeah... then I'd feel really terrible...

I guess it's better that we're just taking their shiny things away than potentially messing up a smart monster's collection!

[moseyin]

Well I wouldnt feel THAT bad

They ARE tryin to kill me first

[appletart]

Good point. I think it's safe to say things would be more complicated...

So, good thing it isn't!

[ Be glad this girl does not know about emoji's yet. ]

[moseyin]

But chocobos are technically monsters

and moogles too

[appletart]

Technically? What are they like?

[moseyin]

Yknow those big yellow birds from the last planet

[appletart]

Yes! The ones that people could ride around?

[moseyin]

Thosere chocobos

exactly like that