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Who: Mal
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Caprine
When: After the shuffle!

[The first thing she did once she got a good handle on exactly what was going on - which, for the record, she did not need help with, she is a perfectly capable and independent adult vampire, it's fine - was dive into the engine room and begin to pull things apart. There is knowledge brimming out of her mind that she has no origin for or control over, it's chaotic and it's mad and she loves it.]

[She broadcasts from the engine room, looking at a wrench admiringly. She's messy and a little greasy, but it's a suave sort of messy and greasy. Gods only know how she manages this.]

I'd be interested to know how many people are actually upset about this. Being here. Because I know all sorts of things now that I never could have known before, and that's worth something, I think.

Also, have there ever been any riots here? I think I could do with a good riot sometime soon.

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I feel that probably having a contestant's soul eaten would lower ratings. They'd get very boring afterwards, wouldn't they?

Not unless they brought them back. Which I'm pretty sure is what happens.

Like a zombie? . . . Or an Igor?

Uh, well, in the castle people came back largely normal.

...Is an Igor like those things in the hammer horror movies? All lispy and what have you?

Yes, just like that. They have Igors in movies? I thought they were just. A type of human.

Hmmm. They're usually just namedIgor? Like they always seem that they're people?

They're usually working for mad scientists or creepy vampires.

I think I should be offended by the slander against vampires. Should I? I'll consider it.

Oh, are you one? It's always hard to tell. No slander intended, unless you are one of the creepy ones.

They're all one of the creepy ones, truthfully.

Oh. Well that's a shame. You don't come across as overly creepy, but you might have layers of general creepiness I just can't see yet.

Of course I have layers. Every self-respecting vampire has layers. But I don't reveal them upon first acquaintance. [Usually.] It would be unseemly.

Well, of course. Stands to reason. Can't give it all up in one go.

I'd be letting my people down, and so on.

Good for you, holding the vampire cause up.

Yes, that's absolutely my first priority in life.

Afterlife.

[Thingy.]

Unlife, perhaps?

It's a decent stopgap word, at the very least.

I shall add it to my internal dictionary.

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