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[ananym]

[ there's a pretty vampire, looking into the camera curiously before speaking. ]

I have been meaning to ask. Is there anything that you have learned here that has changed your lives?

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[Video]

[generalgrievous]

What could be learned here that would be of such importance?

[He's new. He doesn't yet see any point to it.]

[ananym]

If I knew, the question would not be posed.

But I suspect there is, regardless, some knowledge to be gained.

[generalgrievous]

Of how to win the war?

[ananym]

[ er. ]

What war?

[generalgrievous]

Any war.

[There's always a war where he's from.]

[ananym]

[ alucard takes a moment for that. ]

I do not think we are facing any war at the moment. Is that how it is in your reality?

[generalgrievous]

There is no current war going on here?

[He almost sounds disbelieving of that.]

Yes, the corruption of the Republic and the Jedi must be destroyed.

[ananym]

I am afraid not.

[ at least none that alucard has noticed. ]

Why?

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[abracafcku]

Yes.

Some of you poor saps don't know what pancakes or waffles are. It breaks my heart.

[ananym]

I was not aware you had one of those.

[abracafcku]

I don't. It died the moment you said you didn't know a proper breakfast.

[generalgrievous]

[There's a frown that can be seen in his reptilian eyes, even though the rest of Grievous' face is seemingly masked. No war? That alone unsettles him. But then there was a question asked... His focus adjusts.]

Why? Why would one ever want to eliminate that which is harmful?

[ananym]

I thought that happened when you realized you weren't attractive enough to be meal-worthy.

[abracafcku]

Nah, I know I'm fucking gorgeous, obvs. There's just no accounting for taste from a guy who doesn't know what pancakes are.

[ananym]

[ hm. alucard is less certain. or perhaps he has a different perspective. his father is the one waging war after all. ]

War invites mutual destruction.

[ananym]

I think the same applies when it's solely your opinion.

[abracafcku]

Not just my opinion, my dude. It's a fact. Listed right on my character sheet: ethereal beauty.

[ananym]

[ uh. ]

Your sheet? A piece of paper?

[abracafcku]

[Welcome to Taako's meta af world of messing with everyone.]

Certified beautiful, my dude. Taako on a bad day is still heads and shoulders above like.... 99% of people.

[ananym]

On a sheet of paper. Very convincing.

[abracafcku]

How else do you certify shit? I'm not getting a tramp stamp that says "Beautiful" on it. Even I'm not that trashy.

[ananym]

I'm quite sure characteristics being certified already implies that.

[abracafcku]

And I'm pretty sure not knowing what a real breakfast is disqualifies your opinion on a lot of shit.

[ananym]

I don't think breakfast has a lot of correlation there though.

[abracafcku]

How can you appreciate how goddamn delicious I am if you don't even have a proper compass? It'd be like asking a man who had never had fruit to rank them.