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[pirasea]

Who: Isabela and everyone ever (or anyone who wants to talk to her, at least)
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Huntress, or Marsiva if you can catch her in the brief time before she's assigned her ship.
When: In the hours pre-shuffle and just post-shuffle

[When Isabela wakes up the first thing she does is check for daggers. Which are, of course, absent. She checks both her surroundings and her person.]

Shit.

[Unsurprisingly voicing her frustration doesn't help. There doesn't even seem to be anything she can use as a makeshift weapon. Cautiously, she bends down to retrieve a rather magnificent hat that seems to have fallen off while she was still out. She feels around in that too. Just in case. Any concealed weapons it might have held at one time are no longer there, however.

Is it even possible for her to look any more pissed off? Evidently so.]

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[video]

[forcemageure]

[ Hawke groans, possibly as though he's being forced to recount some unbelievably embarrassing childhood incident involving a goat, rather than mentioning to a friend that he's Met Someone. His life is 70% more trial with Isabela around. She must never be allowed to leave him again. ]

That would be the haberdasher previously mentioned. I'll wait while you say all the things just dying to be let out of your mouth right now.

[ She is going to be done saying things approximately never, he's aware. But that's one of the things he likes about her, so at least he has some idea what he's in for. ]

[video]

[pirasea]

[She was going to wait for him to buy her a few drinks. Really, she was, but with that revelation how can she possibly contain herself? She wouldn't have been able to even if Hawke hadn't given her permission.]

Anders? Really? You polish each others staffs? Is each touch like magic? Do you enjoy being habered by his dasher?

[Just imagine all the things she could be saying if Justice was in the picture... well, who is she to waste them even if he isn't?]

You know, if you hadn't waited until he wasn't possessed you could've made it a threesome. Imagine what it would have been like to be impaled by his spear of righteousness. I bet you'd have enjoyed a good smiting at his hand every now and then.

[video]

[forcemageure]

[ He sighs. Sighs, Isabela. It goes on for long enough that his lungs are probably totally empty of air, the great swooping breath this necessitates taking in afterwards cleverly disguising that, horrifyingly, he actually feels some terrible impulse to protect Anders' feelings. A little. Maker, it's like he has some kind of disease.

Every single one of those italics was necessary. Anyway! He uh, deflects. Mildly. ]

If we really need to cover my magical abilities in bed at this point, I'll be pressed to administer great swathes of revision to our delightfully sordid history. Surely you don't want to do that to my ego.

[video]

[pirasea]

Sweetness, I'm sure you're quite confident by now in how magical I find your abilities. I'm far more curious about Anders'.

Has he shown you that electricity thing he does yet?

[video]

[forcemageure]

Yes, that was quite a tender moment amongst many. I might still have a burn mark or two.

[ It was great. It. Remains great, presumably. ]

[video]

[pirasea]

I'm so pleased to hear he's treating you properly.

I would hate to have to do anything unfortunate just when it seemed like getting to know him might actually be interesting.

[Because no one gets to betray Hawke and get away with it except her.]

[video]

[forcemageure]

[ He chuckles. Despite the whole ...you know, betrayal thing that happened that one time, by this point there are few other people he'd trust to better watch his back. Sometimes, when you're Isabela, that means putting knives in other people's! Or. In their fronts, actually. ]

No, I'd appreciate if you left all his bits where they belong. If only as a personal favour to me.

[video]

[pirasea]

Only for you, Hawke.

[But. Open offer. If Anders messes this up... well, she'll at least ask again. ]