System Mingle!!

[appletart]

Who: EVERYONE!!
Broadcast: If you want?
Action: In the current system!
When: ALL MONTH!!!

It's a system mingle! What are you up to? Exploring the surface? Living the best nightlife ever? Fighting off your own allergies? Doing your best to ignore Fred.....?


System Info Here!

Comments

jorts only count as a party member when they're attached to barold

[necromanswers]

He's a humble TV chef, remember? Learn to cater to his whims.

[Technically neither of these things are true, but eh.]

Now can we focus on these damn sheep already, before I set the whole meadow on fire? Because the sooner we get these things back to the ships, the sooner we can make you change your pants.

[More importantly the sooner they can use one for a pillow or something. Gods, they look soft.]

no, not even then, lup. your questionable taste is showing

[abracafcku]

I'm the wizard that's saved your ass so many times already you've apparently decided to take me for granted.

[And a humble TV chef, yes. At least Lup has it right. Minus the humble part. Like.... minus a thousand.

He huffs and turns back to focus on the field in front of them. The ship isn't that far off so it won't take long to get over to it once they have one of the creatures, but the question is how. They could lead them over using grass? Maybe Taako could cast Phantasmal Killer and scare the shit out of them into running toward them?

Taako glances at Lup, then looks over to Magnus and grins.]

Hey, Magnus? My man, my fella? You're a willing creature, right?

[And then he casts Enlarge on Magnus.]

omfg

[woodcarving]

Humble?

[He gives Lup an incredulous look. He's not sure anything about Taako is humble, like, ever, and he's still feeling attacked about the shorts. He looks back at the field so he can start mapping out a route of attack. Sneak into that bush, skirt those trees, then--]

Wait, what do you mean w-- whoa!

[And then he becomes a Lorg Boi. It was one thing, perhaps, to see this cast on the battlewagons. It's quite another to have it cast on himself. Willing, yes, surprised, definitely yes, but with his size comes a realization that he is extremely strong. Even stronger than usual.

And so, giving up a whoop like Tarzan, he decides to just charge right into the flock of giant, fluffy sheep like someone determined to shove their face in a cat's belly. Whatever happens from now on is in God's hands, or something, but as the docile creatures bounce a bit in alarm he doesn't seem to reappear.

If not for Prestidigitation, his white ass legs would be signaling his pals like twin mirrors across the countryside. He erupts from a veritable wall of bright wool with a sheep captured in a chokehold. It's slightly smaller than the others, but this perhaps means it's something Magnus can actually drag around. The funny thing is that it doesn't seem to care about being manhandled, it just really wants to keep eating this patch of grass.]

Who wants this LAMB CHOP?!

i have excellent taste at all times, you fool

[necromanswers]

[Lup whistles, lifting up out of the bushes to shield her eyes and watch the display, since Magnus just gave their presence away by tearing through the field like a banshee on fire.]

That was easier than I thought it would be! I kinda figured they might flank and eat his ass off.

[She fishes a feather out of her components bag, giving Taako's hat a tap with it before tucking it behind her ear, casting Fly, and zooms over to land on the sheep's fluffy back, close to but not quite near its head, to see if it gets more aggressive.]

So? What's the verdict, Mags? How much do you think it weighs?

you're dating a guy who thinks jeans are sleepwear, battlegear, and formal attire

[abracafcku]

[If Magnus tearing out of the bushes like a Daisy Duke'd bat out of hell didn't give away their position, Taako cackling like a madman definitely would have. He leans up against Lup, watching their fighter tear through the flock and pop up with one with the most blase look on its face locked under his arm.]

I mean, I did, too. But only because it's just hanging all out there.

[He snickers to himself and dispels the Prestidigitation so he has an easier time concentrating on Enlarge. It won't last forever, but it'll be enough to get the sheep out of the herd at least.]

If you don't suplex one of them, I'm gonna be disappointed, my dude!