[He looks almost longingly at the dock, as if there's some hope of an intervention that would get him out of the water. Except then Kirk agrees. He knows he's too old to be whining, but he can't help a little sound of dismay.]

The only time I've been in the water was went the Campania sank. I have a life preserver then. [So... he definitely doesn't know how to float.] My parents and the servants never taught me.