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[slukhtis]

Who: Michael & you??
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Marsiva, like there is anyone THERE RIGHT NOW.
When: Idk the 20th? Let say that??? don't ask me.


[ The feed flicks on and he is upside down, giving the thing the same sort of look someone would give a person who turned out to have two extra heads talking in tongues. Or if those two heads were actually snakes, or dragons. Michael turns it until he appears on an angle, then shakes it, disrupting the feed with a few erratic shakes. ]

It's broken. [ He announces to practically no one, his voice is rough - gravely - as if he hasn't been using it for a while. ] This is fucking stupid. Send me back I'd rather deal with the bullshit tower and dumb robots. I had a comfy bed there, and a room, and people that didn't smell like shit. Or rotting bodies.

[ Last he remembers Robin's still there, along with all some other people he can't be bothered remembering the names of (Tabby, he remembers Tabby at least). He'll be pissed if he disappears again. Michael scoffs, leaning back and lifting the camera above his head. ]

This place also looks like shit. Couldn't kill you to add a few more colors in here or something, my damn eyes feel like they're gonna melt.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

Then you're in absolute luck here.

[slukhtis]

Yeah, surrounded by the shit now.

[onlyanapple]

I imagine you can't even contain your excitement.

[slukhtis]

It's really hard, think I might burst.

[onlyanapple]

Careful, there are children watching~

[slukhtis]

Might as well give them a good show.

[onlyanapple]

They do so love a show. Make sure they get your good side.

[slukhtis]

Don't have a bad side.

[onlyanapple]

So sure of yourself.

[slukhtis]

'm hot and I know it.

[onlyanapple]

Sounds like you should carry your own bass track with that.

[slukhtis]

Could be fun.

[onlyanapple]

It could very well be, yes.

[slukhtis]

Get me one, yeah?

[onlyanapple]

I think you can manage that by yourself.

[slukhtis]

[ He groans. ]

Means moving, don't feel like it.

[onlyanapple]

You poor disenfranchised darling.

[slukhtis]

It's such suffering.

[onlyanapple]

I'm playing the worlds smallest violin.

[slukhtis]

What a beautiful tune.

[onlyanapple]

Thank you, I took absolutely zero lessons.

[slukhtis]

You're a natural. A savant. I am in awe of your skills.

[onlyanapple]

You're too kind.

[slukhtis]

That's me. Kind and shit.

[onlyanapple]

I can tell. You practically ooze it.