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driftfleet2015-05-17 05:46 pm
pompous_today) wrote in driftfleet2015-05-17 05:46 pm
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Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: March 17th
[When the broadcast turns on, several colorful economy-sized bottles are sitting on the floor, and Simon turns the camera on himself, looking puzzled.]
Ah- is there a reason sponsors would have sent me- [he squints at one of the bottles] - deluxe beard shampoo when I have no facial hair?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: March 17th
[When the broadcast turns on, several colorful economy-sized bottles are sitting on the floor, and Simon turns the camera on himself, looking puzzled.]
Ah- is there a reason sponsors would have sent me- [he squints at one of the bottles] - deluxe beard shampoo when I have no facial hair?
action!
[She holds the bottle close, looking up at him.]
You shave daily. That's roughly 2.43 minutes per day, and a half a liter of water. 886.95 minutes per year, Simon. 14.7825 hours.
If you were to consolidate the time, shave every other week, your time would likely increase by five times. That brings you to only .8678571 minutes per day, 316.767851 per year. That is only 5.279464 hours per year.
It's more efficient to have a beard.
action!
... You have it all figured out, don't you? [This was said with affection as he put his arm around her.] She seems to be feeling well today.