3. [video]

[pompous_today]

Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: March 17th

[When the broadcast turns on, several colorful economy-sized bottles are sitting on the floor, and Simon turns the camera on himself, looking puzzled.]

Ah- is there a reason sponsors would have sent me- [he squints at one of the bottles] - deluxe beard shampoo when I have no facial hair?

Comments

action

[viran]

That's what it is, then? [Just casually eavesdropping on his crewmate. It's not every day that several large bottles of something gets deposited in a cramped ship.]

action

[pompous_today]

[Simon looked up at the voice and nodded.]

Indeed- someone out there must like me. I am not sure what I am going to do with this, though.

permaction

[viran]

I suppose you could save it for an emergency. [Mahna shrugs.] Emergency beard grooming.

[pompous_today]

[Simon laughed.]

Or in case the rest of the Fleet suddenly finds themselves lacking shampoo. Goodness knows I received enough of it.