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driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-10-11 07:35 pm
006 - And now we present Sokka in an act of desperation
Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: 11th
[The feed turns on to Sokka looking exceptionally miserable, the Blue Fish's kitchen as his backdrop. He turns to wave a hand at the empty kitchen, because this is an important part to his point.]
Do you see that, Flooters? Do you know what that is? That is a kitchen devoid of a cook, which is just about the saddest thing in the universe. Even sadder than a turtleduck with one leg. It's that sad.
SO! Does any cook here want to help out the Blue Fish? We have every single upgrade at your disposal if you want to come cook for us! We even have frozen meat and fish, hunted fresh by your handsome captain here.
[He's turning on the puppy eyes. Don't stare too much into them, they'll steal your soul.]
Please. We might die. Pleeeeeaaaaaase feed us.
video;
You look disgustingly pathetic.
Give me a list of any special dietary needs, such as vegetarianism or food allergies, and I will see what I can provide. But I am not leaving my ship.
video;
Allen's a vegetarian, but the rest of us will eat absolutely anything! You're awesome. Just so you know.
Awesome.
video;
[He shrugs. Empty flattery doesn't do much for him, he's used to politics. Sokka seems more genuine than that though.]
Are you starving at the moment, or can it wait until tomorrow morning? I will need time to prepare in any case, but there are leftovers.
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[Sokka is absolutely genuine. He hasn't earned his level up in politics yet. Wait til he's in his 40s. ]
We can last until then, thanks bro, I appreciate it.