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[honorbends]

Who: Zuko [honorbends]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Blue Fish. It's best to just not.
When: Now.

Two questions.

1. What does it take to get an entire ship to yourself?

2. How do you shut this communicator off?

PS: If one more person texts, calls, or asks me about a blender, I am going to go through each and every ship and destroy each and every blender so we're all even.

[ how's that for a royal fucking decree

and then, four seconds later: ]

Someone read this to Toph, I'm going to sleep.

[ he will respond to all of your (probably stupid) responses when he wakes up. in about ten hours. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[Honestly at this point, even Allen's sick of this blender talk. He thought the matter was settled awhile ago, but it keeps getting brought up. And now, it's all over the network. And reading through the comments? It goes from irritating to just...hurtful as Zuko keeps trashtalking him. All he's been trying to do is keep a damn ship running. And here Zuko is, throwing a fit over being asked to take some responsibility over a blender.]

...You know, I may be an idiot like you and Sasuke keep claiming?

But you're being a real arse.

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[honorbends]

[ he had a massive thing typed out and ready to send, but sokka has sort of nullified any instantaneous reactionary 'no YOU' that he had. because this is really more than just a blender, and zuko is just looking for a target to be furious at instead of focusing on what's actually upsetting him, and that unlucky target just so happened to be allen. which sokka has pointed out, in a nice vague fashion that allows zuko to put it together for himself.

now, he's not entirely sure what he wants to say, because he's still angry, but he has the self-awareness to realize that now probably is not the time.

so, while it feels... frustrating, he ignores it. deletes his typed up message and doesn't respond.

which is probably for the best anyway. ]

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen notices the lack of message. Or rather, that Zuko is responding to everyone else but him. And since he can't know what's going on in Zuko- it incenses him further.]

Oh, so you want to go around insulting me to everyone else, but when I respond you don't say anything.

[Mature, really. But he knows it's not worth getting into a screaming match over. He really is to trying to keep his temper from exploding]

Whatever. I'll be on the Iskaulit. [GONNA WALK IT OFF EVEN IF HE HAS TO WALK THE ENTIRE SHIP.]

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[honorbends]

[ oh my god ]

I was trying to

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[honorbends]

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[ THE ONE TIME HE KEEPS HIS MOUTH SHUT HE JUST DOES IT WRONG ANYWAY JESUS CHRIST HE SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED ON THE ICE PLANET READ HIS BRACKETS ALLEN WALKER ]

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[honorbends]

Fine.

[ GO DO THAT SEE IF HE CARES ]

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[save_the_souls]

[HE'LL NEVER READ YOUR BRACKETS ZUKO. HE'S A DOCTOR, NOT A PSYCHIC]

[But this time it's Allen not responding to the message, since Sokka spoke up. Right. Okay. Gonna go to the Iskaulit and blow off some steam. Make Zuko know how it feels to get no response too B( ]