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[honorbends]

Who: Zuko [honorbends]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Blue Fish. It's best to just not.
When: Now.

Two questions.

1. What does it take to get an entire ship to yourself?

2. How do you shut this communicator off?

PS: If one more person texts, calls, or asks me about a blender, I am going to go through each and every ship and destroy each and every blender so we're all even.

[ how's that for a royal fucking decree

and then, four seconds later: ]

Someone read this to Toph, I'm going to sleep.

[ he will respond to all of your (probably stupid) responses when he wakes up. in about ten hours. ]

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[steeledskin]

[ guess what! sansa doesn't know what a blender is. is it anything like a bender? they rhyme, she supposes. and zuko is one of the people who described bending to her. ]

-- is something wrong?

[ should she be worried? did someone step on zuko's chi? ]

[resnipstance]

I don't get it.

What's the big deal about a blender?

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[bolder]

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[bloodbiter]

What is a blender?

[sorry zuko]

[theshabbiestofmen]

You've rather doomed yourself to quite a few questions concerning blenders, you know. I don't know if this was well thought out.

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[save_the_souls]

[Honestly at this point, even Allen's sick of this blender talk. He thought the matter was settled awhile ago, but it keeps getting brought up. And now, it's all over the network. And reading through the comments? It goes from irritating to just...hurtful as Zuko keeps trashtalking him. All he's been trying to do is keep a damn ship running. And here Zuko is, throwing a fit over being asked to take some responsibility over a blender.]

...You know, I may be an idiot like you and Sasuke keep claiming?

But you're being a real arse.

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[eyeforaneye]

[ He is so close to losing it. ]

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[alwayscomeback]

[You people are going to give him some sort of stroke. ]

Oh sweet flying penguinotters I'm fixing the stupid blender.

[He makes a few loud clanking noises from his workstation to be heard throughout the Blue Fish.]

Hear that? That's the sound of a blender being fixed.

I swear if I hear or see the word blender once more today I'm confining everyone involved to the brig.

...Right after I make a brig.

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[tallasaking]

1. Murder everyone on board.

2. Hit the red button.

[thebloodseal]

Now you've got me all curious.

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[droprate]

1. The easiest method would be to kill everyone on your ship.

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[effluent]

[there's cackling laughter in the background along with the click clack sound of someone typing]

help baron prince lord marquis zuko!!!!
our air conditioner has sprung a leak
I think someone attacked it with a blender knife
save us you are our only hope!!!!!!!!1!

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[bryces_pup]

[Not even gonna touch the blender bit.]

I think your first question would require you throwing everyone on the blue fish out.

...please dont