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[honorbends]

Who: Zuko [honorbends]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Blue Fish. It's best to just not.
When: Now.

Two questions.

1. What does it take to get an entire ship to yourself?

2. How do you shut this communicator off?

PS: If one more person texts, calls, or asks me about a blender, I am going to go through each and every ship and destroy each and every blender so we're all even.

[ how's that for a royal fucking decree

and then, four seconds later: ]

Someone read this to Toph, I'm going to sleep.

[ he will respond to all of your (probably stupid) responses when he wakes up. in about ten hours. ]

Comments

[honorbends]

[ godddd ]

I can't meditate with all of this stupidity.

Which means I can't sleep.

I was serious about finding my own ship.

[resnipstance]

Maybe you should come to one of my meditation classes.

[honorbends]

I know how to meditate.

I didn't know you were offering classes, though.

[resnipstance]

Doesn't sound like it to me.

A few people expressed interest, so I thought I'd make it a thing.

text : private

[honorbends]

I can't use my powers properly without meditation.

I know how to meditate.

[ he's just overtired and super grumpy and he needs a quiet area to start, first!!! ]

Who expressed interest?

text : private

[resnipstance]

Well, neither can Jedi. Or so the masters say, anyway.

Octavia, and another person I haven't met yet. They were anonymous when we spoke.

Oh, Anakin will probably drop in too from time to time, if you know him. Not that he needs the classes.

text : private

[honorbends]

[ huh ]

I met Anakin. The not special one.

{ this is literally how zuko refers to people ]

When is the class?

text : private

[resnipstance]

Pfft. Is that what he told you?

I hadn't decided yet. When would you like it to be?

text : private

[honorbends]

No, that's what I told him.

I don't care. I might not even go to it.

text : private

[resnipstance]

... I'll send you a text when I have a time and date.

text : private

[honorbends]

Thank you.