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[honorbends]

Who: Zuko [honorbends]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: Blue Fish. It's best to just not.
When: Now.

Two questions.

1. What does it take to get an entire ship to yourself?

2. How do you shut this communicator off?

PS: If one more person texts, calls, or asks me about a blender, I am going to go through each and every ship and destroy each and every blender so we're all even.

[ how's that for a royal fucking decree

and then, four seconds later: ]

Someone read this to Toph, I'm going to sleep.

[ he will respond to all of your (probably stupid) responses when he wakes up. in about ten hours. ]

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[steeledskin]

[ guess what! sansa doesn't know what a blender is. is it anything like a bender? they rhyme, she supposes. and zuko is one of the people who described bending to her. ]

-- is something wrong?

[ should she be worried? did someone step on zuko's chi? ]

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[honorbends]

My friends are idiots and I can't figure out how to disconnect the stupid communicator so I can sleep without them bothering me.

[ AT THIS POINT IN HIS LIFE HE WISHES HE HAD NONE TBH ]

[resnipstance]

I don't get it.

What's the big deal about a blender?

[honorbends]

One idiot friend broke a blender.

Another idiot friend told me to pay for said blender.

I said I would.

Same idiot friend told another innocent about the blender.

Innocent person went to the first idiot friend about the blender.

Idiot friend spoke to second idiot friend about the blender.

Idiot friend spoke to me about the blender.

I am this close to my first royal action being banning blenders.

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[bolder]

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[honorbends]

[ GODDD ]

... it says.

[ in the most long suffering tone ]

Two questions. One: What does it take to get an entire ship to yourself? Two: How do you shut this communicator off? PS: If one more person texts, calls, or asks me about a blender, I am going to go through each and every ship and destroy each and every blender so we're all even.

[ pause ]

Someone read this to Toph, I'm going to sleep.

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[bloodbiter]

What is a blender?

[sorry zuko]

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[honorbends]

[ sry lady he's overtired and grumpy and ur a stranger ]

A machine that turns fruit into juice. And other stuff.

[theshabbiestofmen]

You've rather doomed yourself to quite a few questions concerning blenders, you know. I don't know if this was well thought out.

[honorbends]

Then I guess you're all losing your blenders.

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[save_the_souls]

[Honestly at this point, even Allen's sick of this blender talk. He thought the matter was settled awhile ago, but it keeps getting brought up. And now, it's all over the network. And reading through the comments? It goes from irritating to just...hurtful as Zuko keeps trashtalking him. All he's been trying to do is keep a damn ship running. And here Zuko is, throwing a fit over being asked to take some responsibility over a blender.]

...You know, I may be an idiot like you and Sasuke keep claiming?

But you're being a real arse.

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[honorbends]

[ he had a massive thing typed out and ready to send, but sokka has sort of nullified any instantaneous reactionary 'no YOU' that he had. because this is really more than just a blender, and zuko is just looking for a target to be furious at instead of focusing on what's actually upsetting him, and that unlucky target just so happened to be allen. which sokka has pointed out, in a nice vague fashion that allows zuko to put it together for himself.

now, he's not entirely sure what he wants to say, because he's still angry, but he has the self-awareness to realize that now probably is not the time.

so, while it feels... frustrating, he ignores it. deletes his typed up message and doesn't respond.

which is probably for the best anyway. ]

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[eyeforaneye]

[ He is so close to losing it. ]

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[eyeforaneye]

This is bullshit. Why does everyone care so much about a fucking blender.

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[alwayscomeback]

[You people are going to give him some sort of stroke. ]

Oh sweet flying penguinotters I'm fixing the stupid blender.

[He makes a few loud clanking noises from his workstation to be heard throughout the Blue Fish.]

Hear that? That's the sound of a blender being fixed.

I swear if I hear or see the word blender once more today I'm confining everyone involved to the brig.

...Right after I make a brig.

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[save_the_souls]

[Ugh...this is not bringing a good feeling to his chest.]

I'm really sorry about this, Sokka. I didn't think it'd escalate like this when I went to talk to Zuko about it.

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[honorbends]

Let me know when it's finished.

[ zuko will provide manpower ok ]

[avaricious]

Now that's captain talk.

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[tallasaking]

1. Murder everyone on board.

2. Hit the red button.

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[honorbends]

As annoyed as I am, I'm not murdering the crew.

[thebloodseal]

Now you've got me all curious.

[private]

[honorbends]

[ ... alphonse. :c ]

Can I actually ask you for a favor?

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[droprate]

1. The easiest method would be to kill everyone on your ship.

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[honorbends]

What is wrong with all of you?

I'm not killing anyone.

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[effluent]

[there's cackling laughter in the background along with the click clack sound of someone typing]

help baron prince lord marquis zuko!!!!
our air conditioner has sprung a leak
I think someone attacked it with a blender knife
save us you are our only hope!!!!!!!!1!

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[honorbends]

[ ....... ]

You're still here.

[ god help him ]

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[bryces_pup]

[Not even gonna touch the blender bit.]

I think your first question would require you throwing everyone on the blue fish out.

...please dont

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[honorbends]

I'm not going to.