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[sensationate]

WHO Jordan Leslie, Alex Daniels
BROADCAST Fleetwide video!
LOCATION The lovely Marsiva!
WHEN February 2nd!

[ The feed doesn't kick on until one of them is moving. Two separate people on Marsiva's hospitality deck, one clean cut and dressed in a rather sharp business suit while the other looks a bit rough and tumble in his polo and jeans and multiple piercings in his eyebrow, cartilage, lobe, etc., but they seem to have come together after waking. Jordan, the clean cut one, has his arms around Alex, the rough but handsome one who looks STARTLINGLY FAMILIAR, from behind and a head on his shoulder. ]

What the fuck—?? Get off of me, stupid fucking pixie.

No. I'm looking at something. [ And it's true, he has his head tilted and a hand comes up to hold Alex's ear aside, and Jordan just huffs lightly before he lets go and holds on tight. ] How long were we asleep?

I don't care, leave me alone. [ Alex just reaches up and smacks Jordan's hands aside and growls. Not a very pleasant one, this guy is. ] What do I look like, your goddamn wristwatch? I have no fucking clue.

[ Jordan ain't even bothered. ] Are you hungry? Has it been long?

Ugh, I'm fine. Maybe if you stopped messing with my ear, you'd fucking notice this.

I've already stopped, sugarplum.

[ And he just finally looks around and. what. what is this place. where are they. ] The fuck are we? Hey, pixie bitch, the fuck did you take us? [ BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JORDAN'S FAULT, RIGHT? ]

... Alex, we've been here since we woke up. You know as much as I do, so why don't we look around together? [ Meaning he isn't letting you go, so there. ]

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[heresyandlace]

[oh, he just cannot resist something like this. the video feed flips on, and there's a pretty, lavender-eyed face smirking at the both of them]

...You know, I hear that couple's counseling really does wonders.

I have a few fantastic people I can recommend.

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[selfperpetuate]

Why the hell would we need counseling? We don't need that shit.

[Yeah, this is how they normally interact with each other.]

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[heresyandlace]

Oh, of course not.

[...and then he kind of... squints at the screen.

hang on a second...]

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[selfperpetuate]

Don't insinuate about shit you have no fucking clue about, princess.

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[heresyandlace]

Oh, trust me. It would be more for our benefit than yours.

[also don't mind the scrutinizing gaze while he's snarking at you. it's probably nothing.]

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[selfperpetuate]

If it's such a problem for you, then don't fucking pay attention. Shove your head up your ass if it's too hard for you to ignore.

[Nope, he's noticing.]

The fuck are you looking at?

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[heresyandlace]

Goodness, the audience is going to love you.

[and yeah, going to stare a few moments more, tapping his chin. maybe just to annoy the guy.]

...You don't happen to have a brother, do you?

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[selfperpetuate]

Audience? What fucking audience?

[....wow, that's a loaded question and from the look on his face, it's a very sore subject with him.]

What's it matter to you?

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[heresyandlace]

The audience. Out there--[gesturing vaguely]--watching your every move.

...As for your brother, there's a chance he might be here already.

I almost stepped on him the other day.

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[selfperpetuate]

That's not creepy at all.

[And that just. catches him off guard because one of his brothers is here?]

Which one? What was his name?

[Because if it's his baby brother, he's gonna fuck this place up.]

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[heresyandlace]

[annnd Tek doesn't even care if he's right or wrong about this now, because this reaction is too good.]

I didn't catch his name, unfortunately. I think I bumped into him while he was in a bad mood.

Why?

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[selfperpetuate]

[Bad mood...bad mood...Devon doesn't get into bad moods. So his reaction changes to not caring because if it's not Devon, who gives a shit.]

Because I wanted to know if it was the brother that I actually give a fuck about. Apparently not because he doesn't do bad moods.

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[heresyandlace]

Do any of your other brothers look exactly like you?

video forever;

[sensationate]

Who needs counseling?

video forever;

[heresyandlace]

You two. As a couple.

I'm sure it would do wonders to iron out all those little... bumps in the road.

[sensationate]

Us? [ He laughs at that, somewhat born of bemusement than actual entertainment. ] What could possibly make you think that's worth worrying about?

[heresyandlace]

I suppose it isn't, if you don't mind all that barking.

[yes, barking.]

[sensationate]

[ It actually takes him a long moment to realize what this guy even means, because a) this is literally nothing, b) how dare you insinuate Alex is being meaningless and c) butt out omg. ]

If you think this is barking, you may want to say that directly to him sometime. Or to me, rather.

[heresyandlace]

Oh, if you're making this much noise around me in person, I'm sure I will.

[and he just says it so pleasantly.]

[sensationate]

Oh, is that all? You've got a problem with noise? I'm sure there's a volume dial on these things somewhere.

[ Or he could turn off your sense of hearing. That will solve the problem, right? ]

[heresyandlace]

Oh, I'll be sure to mute you at some point, I'm sure.

I would hate to have you deafen your viewers, however.

[sensationate]

Personally, I don't think even the slobbering masses will have a problem with it.

[heresyandlace]

Oh, I'm sure they'll love it.

They're gluttons for punishment.

[sensationate]

Then they probably won't be very interested in us.

[ Because they are totally not punishments, they are probably the best people involved in this whole thing. Clearly. ]

[heresyandlace]

[clearly.]

Yes, because you two seem the type to glide quietly under the radar. Absolutely.