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[sensationate]

WHO Jordan Leslie, Alex Daniels
BROADCAST Fleetwide video!
LOCATION The lovely Marsiva!
WHEN February 2nd!

[ The feed doesn't kick on until one of them is moving. Two separate people on Marsiva's hospitality deck, one clean cut and dressed in a rather sharp business suit while the other looks a bit rough and tumble in his polo and jeans and multiple piercings in his eyebrow, cartilage, lobe, etc., but they seem to have come together after waking. Jordan, the clean cut one, has his arms around Alex, the rough but handsome one who looks STARTLINGLY FAMILIAR, from behind and a head on his shoulder. ]

What the fuck—?? Get off of me, stupid fucking pixie.

No. I'm looking at something. [ And it's true, he has his head tilted and a hand comes up to hold Alex's ear aside, and Jordan just huffs lightly before he lets go and holds on tight. ] How long were we asleep?

I don't care, leave me alone. [ Alex just reaches up and smacks Jordan's hands aside and growls. Not a very pleasant one, this guy is. ] What do I look like, your goddamn wristwatch? I have no fucking clue.

[ Jordan ain't even bothered. ] Are you hungry? Has it been long?

Ugh, I'm fine. Maybe if you stopped messing with my ear, you'd fucking notice this.

I've already stopped, sugarplum.

[ And he just finally looks around and. what. what is this place. where are they. ] The fuck are we? Hey, pixie bitch, the fuck did you take us? [ BECAUSE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY JORDAN'S FAULT, RIGHT? ]

... Alex, we've been here since we woke up. You know as much as I do, so why don't we look around together? [ Meaning he isn't letting you go, so there. ]

Comments

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[onlyanapple]

You're awfully big to be pixies.

[Yep. That's all he's cared to take from this. ]

video forever;

[sensationate]

And you're awfully literal.

[onlyanapple]

I find it helps, at times.

[sensationate]

With what, exactly? Do you just have an incredibly boring social circle?

[ Don't get him wrong, Jordan interprets things literally to throw people off too because it's funny, but it's a matter of pride to not admit any inhumanity. ]

[onlyanapple]

More like I spent six thousand years with an angel who never quite got the handle of sarcasm.

[sensationate]

Now there's your joke.

[ Jordan isn't sure whether the guy is telling the truth or whatever he thinks is true or not, but it's still outrageous and baldfaced enough to be taken as something that can't possibly be serious. ]

[onlyanapple]

Oh, if only it were. Do you know what it's like? Having to explain sarcasm to someone who can't comprehend it?

[sensationate]

Must be an incredibly, mind-numbingly dull person.

[onlyanapple]

On occasion. It can be amusing, I suppose. Besides, he's - [Even now, Crowley struggles to use to the word 'friend'. ]

We've known one another for a long time. We put up with one another.

[sensationate]

Familiar.

[ It's okay, Crowley, the pixie's got your back. ]

Still, I would get bored of that after... however long.

[onlyanapple]

Yes. familiar. [Good pixie, that's exactly the word.]

I suppose I have a high tolerance for it.

[sensationate]

Or you're pretty boring yourself.

[onlyanapple]

Excuse me?

[sensationate]

In the case that your tolerance isn't as high as you think, it might be that you're actually closer to that level than you'd like to admit.

[onlyanapple]

...What are you, a fucking shrink?

[sensationate]

[ Jordan laughs. ]

Nope. Just taking wild guesses.

[onlyanapple]

Well, they're stupid ones.

[He may be ever so slightly pissy he's been called boring.]

[sensationate]

Oh clearly, which is why you're denying it so strongly.

[onlyanapple]

I'm going to turn the communicator off now, before I say something you will regret.

[Bzzt]

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[selfperpetuate]

It's a goddamn nickname. And I'm not a fucking pixie.

[Jordan, on the other hand...]

[onlyanapple]

Bit of an odd nickname, if you ask me. Human, then? Or just human-looking?

[selfperpetuate]

Not so odd if you know him. And I'm human. The fuck kind of question is that?

[onlyanapple]

Well, you never can tell. There are a lot of people who are human shaped here, who are not actually human.

[selfperpetuate]

Yeah well, we're both human, not whatever bullshit you're thinking.

[onlyanapple]

Glad you clarified that, how kind.