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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[spontaneouscombustion]

1. I don't think so; I know at least ONE person who was pretty fun that got sent home, and if that were true why would they bring people BACK?

2. ... I don't know. I mean I'd LOVE to see home and my friends... but then I don't know if I'd remember you guys. Or that I've got a special somepony now. Bigby said that you usually DON'T remember stuff from worlds like this when you go home, and I want to.

3. Hmmm I dunno! Who's YOUR guess?

4. Heehee, my hair's ALWAYS poofy!

5. OOOOOH I didn't know this planet was a park!!! What's a jurassic park and what's a raptor?!

[Just going to gently assume that a) Dinosaurs exist but the archaeological periods are named VERY different things, and b) raptors weren't park of Equestrian history.]

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[benames]

1. vote to bring your favorite back program? I think they have it on reality shows. not sure.

2. USUALLY? meaning there are cases where people or er ponies do remember? I was sure the timeline is kept safe because our memories are gone

3. probs my friend Kara. she's awesome also pretty also super.

4. doesn't look that poofy. not in a bad way, anyway

5. NO. it doesn't, jurassic park is a movie about dinosaurs who eat people. there are dinosaurs here DO NOT APPROACH.

[spontaneouscombustion]

1. It is? Do reality shows exist in your world too?

2. Well, KINDA. Hiro and Belthazar came back last month, but Hiro said he didn't remember going home either.

3. Awww I bet! Winn likes her a lot too!

4. Aw, thank you!

5. There are?! Oooooh that's so cool, I've GOTTA see one for Twilight and Fluttershy!

[Pinkie, what did he JUST say?!]

[benames]

1. oh yeah, super popular on my earth

2. and did the other guy remembered any of it?

3. bffs have to, it's bff rules

4. anytime princess pony :)

5. NO. pony eating dinosaurs.

NO.

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2. I dunno, I didn't ask him at the time.

3. Best BFFs~!

4. Hahaha I'm not a princess silly! I don't even have a horn or wings! XD

[Spoilers, she's totally going to try and see one once she's done with her garden project this month.]

[benames]

1. worth looking into. I don't think we memories can be a thing if our timelines need to stay the same

4. to me, all ponies are princesses. also is pony + horn = unicorn?

[spontaneouscombustion]

1. Well... who says they NEED to stay the same? I mean I'm already here, so stuff's already gotta have happened to me when I leave, right?

[You can try to pry her new friendships and love life from her cold dead hooves, Atroma.]

4. Pony without horn or wings = Earth pony, Pony + horn = unicorn, Pony + wings = pegasus, Pony + horns AND wings = Alicorn princess!

[benames]

1. Not necessarily. My theory is that the pocket dimension actually exists outside of the timeline and so they don't change. If the timeline changes, it can def be for the worse, though.

4. seriously? how many princesses are there?

[spontaneouscombustion]

1. Well that's REALLY silly; you can't fit a dimension into somebody's POCKET, I don't think ANYBODY'S THAT big.

4. Four of them now! There's Princess Celestia and Princess Luna and they raise the sun and the moon, there's Princess Cadance and she's in charge of the Crystal Empire and she has love magic and she's Twilight's sister-in-law, and Twilight got turned into a princess a while back, but I've known since she was a unicorn and first came to Ponyville!