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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[brainiest]

1. I think there must be more reasons than that. Maybe their stories are out of hand or something has happened at home, or the Atroma need to bring someone else in so they send someone back?

2. If it was that easy I'd be home already, Cisco.

3. I imagine it's the ones out there having adventures?

4. ... I don't want to talk about it.

[ And she ignores number five, mostly because she's trying to find out what a Jurassic park is, other than the obvious. ]

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[takingkarabusiness]

we need to talk about your alien stereotyping, Cisco.

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[benames]

1. huh I never thought about the theory that they can only sustain so many people at once. d'you think it has to do with ship size/food?

2. uh, nope. come on. any girl who can beat me at every single game at a fun fair is not stale.

3. I had too many adventures on this planet to supply me with nightmare materiel for the next 2 years.

4. our life is suffering.

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[benames]

oi

don't blame me, I'm just listing all the popular tropes for aliens.

if it helps, I'm pretty sure some nerds wrote stories about lovely - female alien girls. only I'm pretty sure you don't want to read those.

ever.

[takingkarabusiness]

why would you even bring that up

as if it isn't weird enough to be filmed all the time

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[brainiest]

1. It would make sense, wouldn't it? There are only so many ships and so many supplies. If we're thinking about this as a serious television show then they must have a budget, too, so... Maybe they can only sustain a certain amount of us and have to change things in and out.

2. You were letting me win.

3. Well then, I'm sure you'll be entertaining the masses! Nothing to worry about.

4. I left my good, magical conditioner at home - most of the time it wasn't worth the effort, but right now...

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[beathach]

Please don't joke about raptors. You are joking, right?

[benames]

still not sure we're being filmed ALL the time, personally

but that's just my conspiracy theory speaking.

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[benames]

uh no

I mean the t-rex gave me nightmares and if there is a t-rex there could be raptors and if they are raptors doors must be kept locked

I've seen that movie a million times I know what I'm saying.

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[beathach]

You better hope they're strong doors.

I don't know what movie you're talking about though.

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[benames]

1. interesting. sort of explains why they bring people back? giving them another change? or there is room for someone or maybe it's the sort of a 'vote who you want to bring back to the show' thing.

2. hold on a minute: I was NOT letting you win.

3. I don't know if they had cameras so deep in the jungle to film how a 12 ft dinosaur nearly had me for lunch

4. humidity sucks :(

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[benames]

oh my god

you've never seen jurassic park

I'm going to sit in a corner and cry now.

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[beathach]

1973, Cisco.

And I have an intense dislike of raptors why would I watch a movie about them.

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[brainiest]

1. It's entirely possible. It explains why people don't seem to have memories of this place when they go back, too - to stop people spreading the news, or to make it more dramatic when they do come back here. Whatever the reason, it's not exactly nice.

2. You absolutely were. :)

3. Maybe we should be staying out of the jungle, Cisco???

4. At least you haven't actually seen my hair yet. You'd be afraid.

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[benames]

this is so tragic. I have to write a letter to the atroma. if we have princess bride, we're entitled to jurassic park

it's the best movie ever, terrifying. but awesome.

don't tell me you've met some mutant raptor.

....though that does sound amazing and scary and amazing. was he called King Dino? please tell me he wasn't named that, it sounds like a burger place.

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[benames]

1. man, it also means that if anyone ever does meet them, they can ask to go back to whatever timeline/universe they want to, probably.

2. you wrecked my pride. I would have wanted to win one of those stuffed bears for you.

3. I was exploring! you don't actually expect to walk into a dino nest and nearly become lunch

4. is it huge? :)

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[beathach]

You'll have to bribe me to watch it if we ever do find a way to get it.

It wasn't a mutant raptor. You don't want me to tell you what happened.

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[brainiest]

1. Maybe that would work for people who form relationships here? I know I wouldn't want to leave without the person I loved.

2. I won one for you! That counts, doesn't it?

3. Don't do it again! Be safe, or I'll have to come and scold you.

4. It's so huge, it's awful. Small animals are lost in there.

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[benames]

1. that or people who really hate their original universe. space romance, dude. source for ratings and trouble

2. it was awesome but it should have been mutual. are you SURE there was no magic involved?

3. oh don't worry never going near the jungle ever again.

4. yeah mine too. i now rock the mad scientist look

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[spontaneouscombustion]

1. I don't think so; I know at least ONE person who was pretty fun that got sent home, and if that were true why would they bring people BACK?

2. ... I don't know. I mean I'd LOVE to see home and my friends... but then I don't know if I'd remember you guys. Or that I've got a special somepony now. Bigby said that you usually DON'T remember stuff from worlds like this when you go home, and I want to.

3. Hmmm I dunno! Who's YOUR guess?

4. Heehee, my hair's ALWAYS poofy!

5. OOOOOH I didn't know this planet was a park!!! What's a jurassic park and what's a raptor?!

[Just going to gently assume that a) Dinosaurs exist but the archaeological periods are named VERY different things, and b) raptors weren't park of Equestrian history.]

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[trigeminalheadache]

I've seen Alien because you MADE me see it. And Aliens. And Alien 3.

1. I don't know if that's the reason, but I don't have a better theory.

2. I think that idea is just going to end up causing us more grief.

3. I'm sure they have different favorites.

4. Quit worrying about your hair.

5. Didn't the raptors figure out how to unlock doors?

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[benames]

dude it's one of the best films of all time

also ok

I have to ask. it was a RAPTOR? you won against a raptor?

can I have your autograph?

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[beathach]

This was in the other world I went to. We didn't win.

[they lost, very very badly]

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[benames]

hey I suspect you enjoyed them! besides, you made me sit through eat, pray, love. nothing is worse than that.

1. hermione thinks it may be because they need to make room for newcomers and can only sustain so many of us which - possible.

2. probs right. wouldn't work for us anyway, we're the cute geeks

3. I wonder who the top 5 are. i mean, do they do fanclubs? can you imagine me and you having a fanclub? #teamSnowisco?

4. uh have you seen it? it's almost sentient.

5. NO. but they might here. never sleeping again

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[benames]

locking the doors

right now.