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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[benames]

1. huh I never thought about the theory that they can only sustain so many people at once. d'you think it has to do with ship size/food?

2. uh, nope. come on. any girl who can beat me at every single game at a fun fair is not stale.

3. I had too many adventures on this planet to supply me with nightmare materiel for the next 2 years.

4. our life is suffering.

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[brainiest]

1. It would make sense, wouldn't it? There are only so many ships and so many supplies. If we're thinking about this as a serious television show then they must have a budget, too, so... Maybe they can only sustain a certain amount of us and have to change things in and out.

2. You were letting me win.

3. Well then, I'm sure you'll be entertaining the masses! Nothing to worry about.

4. I left my good, magical conditioner at home - most of the time it wasn't worth the effort, but right now...

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[benames]

1. interesting. sort of explains why they bring people back? giving them another change? or there is room for someone or maybe it's the sort of a 'vote who you want to bring back to the show' thing.

2. hold on a minute: I was NOT letting you win.

3. I don't know if they had cameras so deep in the jungle to film how a 12 ft dinosaur nearly had me for lunch

4. humidity sucks :(

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[brainiest]

1. It's entirely possible. It explains why people don't seem to have memories of this place when they go back, too - to stop people spreading the news, or to make it more dramatic when they do come back here. Whatever the reason, it's not exactly nice.

2. You absolutely were. :)

3. Maybe we should be staying out of the jungle, Cisco???

4. At least you haven't actually seen my hair yet. You'd be afraid.

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[benames]

1. man, it also means that if anyone ever does meet them, they can ask to go back to whatever timeline/universe they want to, probably.

2. you wrecked my pride. I would have wanted to win one of those stuffed bears for you.

3. I was exploring! you don't actually expect to walk into a dino nest and nearly become lunch

4. is it huge? :)

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[brainiest]

1. Maybe that would work for people who form relationships here? I know I wouldn't want to leave without the person I loved.

2. I won one for you! That counts, doesn't it?

3. Don't do it again! Be safe, or I'll have to come and scold you.

4. It's so huge, it's awful. Small animals are lost in there.

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[benames]

1. that or people who really hate their original universe. space romance, dude. source for ratings and trouble

2. it was awesome but it should have been mutual. are you SURE there was no magic involved?

3. oh don't worry never going near the jungle ever again.

4. yeah mine too. i now rock the mad scientist look

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[brainiest]

1. I don't really know much about romance at all, let alone space romance. I'll probably end up back in the Drabwurld - I hope.

2. I'm sure! I don't cheat, thank you very much. [ Apart from that one time where she totally helped Ron cheat, but that was different. ]

3. Good, I'm glad to hear it. I don't think even I can save you from dinosaurs.

4. I'm sure it suits you?

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[benames]

1. me neither. they better put me on the right earth though or they'll be hell to pay

2. fine fine. well then you beat me. not stale. back to the point where I'm right, you're wrong.

3. on the better side of news, I think they're not going to actually come out of the jungle?

4. does it fit anyone?

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[brainiest]

1. Really? There's no one here that you think you'd like to whisk away?

2. I'm not sure that's exactly how this works, Cisco.

3. ... That's good for us, and the locals. I'd hate for us to arrive and not help them deal with them if they're a real issue, like the poison moon.

4. Well, I can't imagine my hair any different?

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[benames]

1. idk I mean, how do you decide which earth to go to, you know?

2. Uh, that's totally how it works.

3. I know right? have to admit, I don't miss the poison moon at all.

4. your hair is usually fine hermione. it's the humidity that's evil.

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[brainiest]

1. If it helps, I'm not planning on going back to Earth.

2. I'm sure there's a rulebook for me to find somewhere!

3. I don't either. I mean, there's some good herbs I'm hoping to grow that came from there, but long-term? No, thank you.

4. The humidity is our worst enemy.

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[benames]

1. really? you decided?

2. when it comes to compliments, I'm always right. Rule #1.

3. the masks were too creepy for me.

4. arch-nemesis x(

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[brainiest]

1. I want to go back to the Drabwurld. It's where I belong now - going home, to my version of earth? No one would recognise me anymore.

2. So I can't be right if I'm complimenting you?

3. Not all of them were creepy, right? Some of them were pretty.

4. I've had enough of those for a lifetime, thank you!

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[benames]

1. u sure? our current theory goes that we all go to the original timeline without memories and/or changes to keep the timeline in tact and the multiverse sane

2. ....that's a trick question D:

3. yeah some of them were. others were obvious nightmare material

4. likewise. still didn't kick all of their asses

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[brainiest]

1. Then surely my timeline would be the world I came from? If I ended up back in my home-home I'd be even more confused - and I'd definitely struggle to fit in all over again.

2. Is it? I didn't think so.

3. Well, obviously. Those are the ones we ignore.

4. I'm sure you'll kick butt in the future, though.