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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[brainiest]

1. I think there must be more reasons than that. Maybe their stories are out of hand or something has happened at home, or the Atroma need to bring someone else in so they send someone back?

2. If it was that easy I'd be home already, Cisco.

3. I imagine it's the ones out there having adventures?

4. ... I don't want to talk about it.

[ And she ignores number five, mostly because she's trying to find out what a Jurassic park is, other than the obvious. ]

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[benames]

1. huh I never thought about the theory that they can only sustain so many people at once. d'you think it has to do with ship size/food?

2. uh, nope. come on. any girl who can beat me at every single game at a fun fair is not stale.

3. I had too many adventures on this planet to supply me with nightmare materiel for the next 2 years.

4. our life is suffering.

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[brainiest]

1. It would make sense, wouldn't it? There are only so many ships and so many supplies. If we're thinking about this as a serious television show then they must have a budget, too, so... Maybe they can only sustain a certain amount of us and have to change things in and out.

2. You were letting me win.

3. Well then, I'm sure you'll be entertaining the masses! Nothing to worry about.

4. I left my good, magical conditioner at home - most of the time it wasn't worth the effort, but right now...

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[takingkarabusiness]

we need to talk about your alien stereotyping, Cisco.

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[benames]

oi

don't blame me, I'm just listing all the popular tropes for aliens.

if it helps, I'm pretty sure some nerds wrote stories about lovely - female alien girls. only I'm pretty sure you don't want to read those.

ever.

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[beathach]

Please don't joke about raptors. You are joking, right?

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[benames]

uh no

I mean the t-rex gave me nightmares and if there is a t-rex there could be raptors and if they are raptors doors must be kept locked

I've seen that movie a million times I know what I'm saying.

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[spontaneouscombustion]

1. I don't think so; I know at least ONE person who was pretty fun that got sent home, and if that were true why would they bring people BACK?

2. ... I don't know. I mean I'd LOVE to see home and my friends... but then I don't know if I'd remember you guys. Or that I've got a special somepony now. Bigby said that you usually DON'T remember stuff from worlds like this when you go home, and I want to.

3. Hmmm I dunno! Who's YOUR guess?

4. Heehee, my hair's ALWAYS poofy!

5. OOOOOH I didn't know this planet was a park!!! What's a jurassic park and what's a raptor?!

[Just going to gently assume that a) Dinosaurs exist but the archaeological periods are named VERY different things, and b) raptors weren't park of Equestrian history.]

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[benames]

1. vote to bring your favorite back program? I think they have it on reality shows. not sure.

2. USUALLY? meaning there are cases where people or er ponies do remember? I was sure the timeline is kept safe because our memories are gone

3. probs my friend Kara. she's awesome also pretty also super.

4. doesn't look that poofy. not in a bad way, anyway

5. NO. it doesn't, jurassic park is a movie about dinosaurs who eat people. there are dinosaurs here DO NOT APPROACH.

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[trigeminalheadache]

I've seen Alien because you MADE me see it. And Aliens. And Alien 3.

1. I don't know if that's the reason, but I don't have a better theory.

2. I think that idea is just going to end up causing us more grief.

3. I'm sure they have different favorites.

4. Quit worrying about your hair.

5. Didn't the raptors figure out how to unlock doors?

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[benames]

hey I suspect you enjoyed them! besides, you made me sit through eat, pray, love. nothing is worse than that.

1. hermione thinks it may be because they need to make room for newcomers and can only sustain so many of us which - possible.

2. probs right. wouldn't work for us anyway, we're the cute geeks

3. I wonder who the top 5 are. i mean, do they do fanclubs? can you imagine me and you having a fanclub? #teamSnowisco?

4. uh have you seen it? it's almost sentient.

5. NO. but they might here. never sleeping again

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[precedented]

1. Yes and no. The answer is more complex than that.

2. Chances are they'll give you added motivation to act up.

3. Probably those Westeros people. Or the ones who hail from a galaxy far far away.

4. No.

5. Also this is more akin to Lost World but without Jeff Goldblum.

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[benames]

1. our current theory is production budget which could explain so many things, looking into it.

2. yeah I think the whole half cyborg man with the metal arm thing was their way of spicing things up

3. what about you? you're awesome, your story is seriously nuts. could work.

4. tragic sigh.

5. there is no Lost World without Jeff Goldblum, dude.

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[stefanged]

The aliens here don't want to kill us. They're also kinder than the ones I knew back home.

As for your questions....

3) Yeah, but the best way to tell that is by comparing your ratings. The more the audience likes you, the more you'll get paid. [He might be speaking from experience.]

5) We have more than enough people capable of killing them. I'm sure we'll be fine.

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[benames]

hey we don't know. any day now they might want to throw the first intergalactic hunger games and then we're doomed

also you know aliens? that's sweet.

3. so basically ask for people's space paychecks?

5. killing the dinosaurs? who here can take on dinosaurs?

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[save_the_souls]

How do you know about Jurassic Park?

[ARE YOU IN LEAGUE WITH HAMMOND???]

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[benames]

Watched the movie about 4 billion times?

[ EVERYONE IS IN LEAGUE WITH HAMMOND ]

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[ladybro]

[ futz it all, she skips straight to: ]

4. I have my secret ways. What'll you trade me for them?

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[benames]

4. guess who used the fruit they got to make really awesome ice cream?

[namisan]

1. It's possible, but a lot of interesting people seem to go home. But I guess who knows what our weird alien viewership likes? Of course, it's also possible the Atroma have no real control over who stays.

2. We'd get bored very fast.

3. Probably Sam. He has space orgies on camera.

4. YES. I'm glad I cut it short.

5. define "jurassic park planet". but I'm avoiding those forests, yes.

[benames]

1. they bring people back. I don't think that's accidental. can never get the why though. maybe the audience changed their minds?

2. probably true.

3. wait what

4. is it still huge?

5. giant dinosaurs trying to eat us all.

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[resnipstance]

Why would aliens want to exterminate the earth or any of that other stuff?

1 & 2. I've known plenty of interesting people who have disappeared/gone home. (Not to mention, we don't actually have any confirmation that they HAVE gone home, you know. Also, personally, still not buying the reality holo premise.)

3. See above.

4. Why would humidity make a difference? [Be kind to her, Cisco, she doesn't have hair.]

5. What's a jurassic park?

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[benames]

Because that would make for movies with awesome fight/action sequences and will make people tons of money.

tho E.T was about a friendly alien so you have that.

1&2. I guess interesting to us could be boring to the alien audience? also, I am doubting the concept of the show too but ok - where do you think they went? another planet? that...would be very bad.

4. humid weather can cause changes in the hair, makes it frizzy/out of control

5. a movie in my world where dinosaurs eat people. I have to somehow get the Atroma to let us watch it, it's a classic.

[lord_wizard]

1. It may be that. I think it may also be an attempt to provoke an entertaining response in the people still remaining.

2. I wouldn't hold out much hope of manipulating the system.

3. I have no idea what other cultures would find appealing.

4. I would give half my credits to someone who could engineer a shampoo that would combat it.

5. There has been only rumors from the locals but your advice is so noted. I would rather not repeat that experience.

Though, on that thought, I wonder if that's why they live in trees.

[benames]

1. Could be. higher ratings etc etc, yeah?

2. All systems can be manipulated. None of them is absolute. We just need to find the way.

4. me too. all this advanced tech and no normal conditioner what the hell, space.

5. not fun, been there. totally cool but not fun.