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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[benames]

Jurassic park?

classic movie about dinosaurs eating people?

You don't know Jurassic Park?

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[save_the_souls]

No. I know the park.

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[benames]

Wait what

you want to tell me that the fictional Jurassic Park is actually a thing?

oh my god

that is SWEET.

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[save_the_souls]

Ah, yeah. It's...a strange multiverse thing. Sometimes things that were fictional in you world are real in another.

[Especially when there's a sadistic magic castle involved- his life is weird]

But I'm not sure almost being eaten by dinosaurs is "sweet".

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[benames]

Ok that is seriously awesome

and trust me, a Rex almost had me for brunch here but still, so awesome.

also terrifying.

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[save_the_souls]

...I must say, you have strange tastes.