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driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
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yo space-folks :)
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
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2. I wouldn't hold out much hope of manipulating the system.
3. I have no idea what other cultures would find appealing.
4. I would give half my credits to someone who could engineer a shampoo that would combat it.
5. There has been only rumors from the locals but your advice is so noted. I would rather not repeat that experience.
Though, on that thought, I wonder if that's why they live in trees.
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2. All systems can be manipulated. None of them is absolute. We just need to find the way.
4. me too. all this advanced tech and no normal conditioner what the hell, space.
5. not fun, been there. totally cool but not fun.
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1. It seems to fit their motives
2. Sometimes the only way to manipulate something is to break it. I'm not sure I'm prepared for that.
4. Maybe someone should ask the locals. They seem mostly unperturbed by the humidity.
5. Did you find one here, or has this happened to you before?