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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[beathach]

1973, Cisco.

And I have an intense dislike of raptors why would I watch a movie about them.

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[benames]

this is so tragic. I have to write a letter to the atroma. if we have princess bride, we're entitled to jurassic park

it's the best movie ever, terrifying. but awesome.

don't tell me you've met some mutant raptor.

....though that does sound amazing and scary and amazing. was he called King Dino? please tell me he wasn't named that, it sounds like a burger place.

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[beathach]

You'll have to bribe me to watch it if we ever do find a way to get it.

It wasn't a mutant raptor. You don't want me to tell you what happened.

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[benames]

dude it's one of the best films of all time

also ok

I have to ask. it was a RAPTOR? you won against a raptor?

can I have your autograph?

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[beathach]

This was in the other world I went to. We didn't win.

[they lost, very very badly]

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[benames]

locking the doors

right now.

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[beathach]

To be entirely fair our powers were severely limited.

. . . but yeah if it's a possibility lock the doors.

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[benames]

so terrified now

did you see the size of that Rex? I mean you see movies and skeletons but still.

nightmare material.

also awesome.

but mostly nightmare material.

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[beathach]

I saw a raptor up close as it slammed my head into a wall.

It's nothing but nightmare material for me.

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[benames]

yeah pretty sure the t-rex would be mine for the rest of my life.

dinosaurs, man.

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[beathach]

I'm very glad they were only a passing interest as a kid.

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[benames]

Can't believe they're a thing here.

Still, the natives seem cool with them so I guess they hunt the animals in the jungle.

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[beathach]

They must be out far enough that they aren't an issue, too. Hopefully.

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[benames]

Hopefully.

I mean, they have meat in the jungle, plenty of it. Winn got tons of nature shots before you saved us from that Rex.

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[beathach]

Let's never do that again.

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[benames]

agreed

100%

should never ever be a thing again.

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[beathach]

Never ever.

If you two still want nature shots I know some safer places. And I can always bring you up a tree. Much safer.