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driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
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yo space-folks :)
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
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[ like kung fu. only hairier. ]
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Maybe we can stash them somewhere!
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just jettison them!!