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driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
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yo space-folks :)
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
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1. I don't know if that's the reason, but I don't have a better theory.
2. I think that idea is just going to end up causing us more grief.
3. I'm sure they have different favorites.
4. Quit worrying about your hair.
5. Didn't the raptors figure out how to unlock doors?
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1. hermione thinks it may be because they need to make room for newcomers and can only sustain so many of us which - possible.
2. probs right. wouldn't work for us anyway, we're the cute geeks
3. I wonder who the top 5 are. i mean, do they do fanclubs? can you imagine me and you having a fanclub? #teamSnowisco?
4. uh have you seen it? it's almost sentient.
5. NO. but they might here. never sleeping again
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1. That is a good theory. Maybe they're limited by their given production budget.
2. Yeah, I'm failing to see a silver lining in that.
3. Well, I'm sure I'm not in the top 5. I haven't been around that long. Snowisco is what you're going with? Not #snowmon?
4. Suffer like the rest of us. Or when it does become sentient, I'm going to start feeding it.
5. Come stay with me on the Pathstone. I'll protect you.
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tell no one about Julia Robers.
1. What we have to look into is how the whole thing started, how many ships and people they had. I'll try and ask around.
2. we win the space reality show and go back home the heroes of everything ever
3. #snowmon sounds like a resort. not a bad guess, tho. and hey you're in my top 3
4. you know it'll go all little shop of horrors right?
5. rly? like slumber party with me in the right gender?
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1. Do you think they'd let us have access to that sort of information? I mean, it's not exactly as if we could weaponize it.
2. I'm not so sure there's winners and losers in this show.
3. We would be a wonderful, luxury resort. Exclusive. And you're in my top 3.
4. The good ending or the bad ending? Either way, if they want it to really be like Little Shop of Horrors, they'll need to kidnap Steve Martin and Bill Murray.
5. Yes, like a slumber party.
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1. We could ask. I dunno who to ask. I heard there's this chic who works for them, maybe we can contact her somehow.
2. They say there will be one. You know, the one who gets to go home. But then, other people go home all the time. Paradox. I don't even know where the lie is.
4. Good ending 4ever, yo.
5. Count me in! I'll bring ice cream.
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1. Could be worth a try. I mean, it couldn't hurt anything, right?
2. Gee, lies. Feels so very familiar.
4. Okay, if your hair is Audrey II, then who is Audrey and Seymour?
5. Actual ice cream, or space ice cream?
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1. right. I mean, it's just academic curiosity, not like we're trying to leave.
2. yeah, the thing is, what are they lying about? I mean 'everything' seems too simple, too, know what I mean?
4. I am obviously Seymour. The cute geeky type, that's me.
5. Cisco'ed ice cream.
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1. It's not like we can plan anything sneaky.
2. And far too broad, as well.
4. And who here is your Audrey, Seymour?
5. I'm a little worried at that.