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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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[stefanged]

Short version? They're all reincarnations.

So their powers came from however they got them in their past lives. Some people were superheroes. Some were werewolves or vampires. I think one guy was a ghost? You had people all over the place.

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[benames]

dude that's amazing

I mean, a reincarnation of a werewolf? that's. awesome and terrifying.

also the interview with a vampire's reincarnations.

weird.

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[stefanged]

[Oh. Wow. That's the first time ever that someone's (indirectly) called him amazing.]

IDK about amazing, but they were pretty cool.

One of the werewolves was my high school biology teacher. In hindsight, that explained a lot.

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[benames]

dude

your town is like a teenage horror story

or twilight

tho really, if vampires sparkle, imma quit this life.

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[stefanged]

Definitely not Twilight. (I am so sorry, by the way. No one deserves to know Twilight.)

Sunlight's one of their biggest weaknesses. I don't think I've ever seen them during the day, unless they're slathered in sunscreen.

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[benames]

( dude, she should probably apologize to vampires everywhere, that edward dude sucked )

....vampires wear sunscreen?

dope

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[stefanged]

(metaphorically or literally? :') )

Remi did. The other guy I knew has to, or else he'll get sunburned.

The regular kind, not the "gets-set-on-fire" kind.

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[benames]

metaphorically - I srsly don't think that stuff should be tried in space

ok but do they really hate garlic?

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[stefanged]

Some of them.

Short version: the weaknesses you heard are right, but you'll have to play roulette to figure out which one applies to which.

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[benames]

yikes

so basically, chances are I'll get eaten.

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[stefanged]

I doubt it. Our vampire population doesn't care much for eating people, and if you're half this great in person, you could always blindside them first.

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[benames]

ha!

vampires like nerds?

it's like my dream world, come true.

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[stefanged]

The ones with good taste do, anyhow.

Or, I should say, some of them are nerds.

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[benames]

ok

you're not pulling my leg?

nerd vampires?

I think I can cry.

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[stefanged]

You're welcome??

But no, I'm not. Vampires are turned, right? What do you think they did before they got their fangs?

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[benames]

going by the myths?

handsome loners.

[ u know it's true. ]

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[stefanged]

[did Cisco just... describe him....]




You're not entirely wrong.

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[benames]

[ this is your life now, stefan ]

there's a truth to every myth etc etc :)

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[stefanged]

Some more painful than others.

So if you don't have vampires in your world, what do you have? Or do I get to wait and find out next time?