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[benames]

yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

Comments

[namisan]

1. It's possible, but a lot of interesting people seem to go home. But I guess who knows what our weird alien viewership likes? Of course, it's also possible the Atroma have no real control over who stays.

2. We'd get bored very fast.

3. Probably Sam. He has space orgies on camera.

4. YES. I'm glad I cut it short.

5. define "jurassic park planet". but I'm avoiding those forests, yes.

[benames]

1. they bring people back. I don't think that's accidental. can never get the why though. maybe the audience changed their minds?

2. probably true.

3. wait what

4. is it still huge?

5. giant dinosaurs trying to eat us all.

[namisan]

1. No I think bringing people here is deliberate. I've yet to see any audience, let alone proof they exist, so who knows? Our audience could be all of two people for all I know.

3. Ask him if you ever run into him. It was very uh. Not for kids, probably.

4. It's frizzing and pieces are sticking out and it refuses to behave.

5. So does that mean you have a park full of dinosaurs on your world? But yeah, it's not my first encounter with those jerks.

[benames]

1. it's kind of a big production for two people

3. don't think I know a Sam. not sure I want to if we're talking space orgies materiel.

4. nature always prevails :(

5. nah it's a movie about a park full of dinosaurs tho if humanity could have achieved that they totes would and then be like oops guess the movie had a point.

also you have dinosaurs in your world? that's sweet.

[namisan]

1. Agreed

3. I'm being mean. He's actually very nice and if you mention orgies he'll turn bright red it's adorable

5. this seems like a poor decision on humanity's part if they're using dinosaurs for sightseeing

but yeah our world has a lot of odd places
one island just kept a tropical climate so long it's got all kind of giant prehistoric stuff
we visited, it wasn't fun

[benames]

3. was that an Atroma thing? I mean, I wouldn't put it past them, they turned me into a girl.

5. so poor. and every sequel they make it again, it's amazing

dinosaurs are always cool, never fun.

[namisan]

3. it was a too much space vodka thing. but it doesn't surprise me they can do that either. were you a cute girl at least?

5. pretty sure I have a friend who'd say that's a great comparison for history in general really

and I know. running for your life is never cool.