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yo space-folks :)

Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:

1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?

2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?

3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.

4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?

5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )

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1. Yes and no. The answer is more complex than that.

2. Chances are they'll give you added motivation to act up.

3. Probably those Westeros people. Or the ones who hail from a galaxy far far away.

4. No.

5. Also this is more akin to Lost World but without Jeff Goldblum.

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1. our current theory is production budget which could explain so many things, looking into it.

2. yeah I think the whole half cyborg man with the metal arm thing was their way of spicing things up

3. what about you? you're awesome, your story is seriously nuts. could work.

4. tragic sigh.

5. there is no Lost World without Jeff Goldblum, dude.

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1. Possibly. But I do not think it is lacking.

2. Who would that be?

3. My story is nuts, but unfortunately not well adapted to the general audience.

4. It's hardly my fault.

5. Shame he's not here then is he?

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1. must be. otherwise, why send anyone back?

2. the poor guy who went all crazy a while back. still traumatized about that.

3. hey I like it. if the aliens are nerds you could be a hit.

4. nah, it isn't. I'm just bitter because I look like I'm growing an extra head.

5. idk man he was kinda useless in the film.

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1. Why not? Remove people, have the loss circulate through the Fleet. Is that not typical television drama?

2. That's not what happened.

3. It seems their tastes are a little more pedestrian.

4. Or two heads. With tentacles.

5. Wasn't everyone?

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1. well yeah unless the crowd was invested in those characters.

2. how do we know? atroma bring in people --> makes them act up --> chaos --> ratings. next time it could be me.

...tho it'll be pretty anticlimactic, I'm not really Rocky materiel.

3. well if you're still here, means you have a lil crowd of awesome nerds.

4. nightmare materiel 4ever.

5. yeah you know, in that movie, everyone kinda was.

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1. It's cute that you think an investment will spare them.

2. I know enough to say the man wasn't crazy and there is more to his circumstances than the Atroma.

3. Perhaps. Who knows?

4. You're welcome.

5. A criminal waste of Julianne Moore.

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1. Why not? if the crowd loves a certain character I mean, fleet member, sending them home might cause them to stop watching and start watching space's version of wheel of fortune or something

2. not crazy / not the atroma - untrained metahuman? mutant? superpowers? seems to be a thing around here.

3. Probs the Atroma.

5. Right? but she was young, we can't blame her. People make these mistakes.

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1. Depends on how large this crowd is. And again, it can be rectified by bringing him someone new. Viewership doesn't change all that much with the removal of a character.

2. I suppose. I can't say more.

3. Most likely.

4. She wasn't that young.