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driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
benames) wrote in driftfleet2016-07-16 12:01 am
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yo space-folks :)
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
Now that we now that 1000 writers, film producers and game creators were wrong and that aliens don't want to exterminate earth or experiment on our bodies or have us have weird alien babies ( has no one seen the Alien? ) -- but they do like space reality shows the questions that must be asked are those:
1. do you think people who are sent home are just too boring to the audience?
2. ergo, should we all try being as stale as day old bread and hope for the best?
3. do you think the alien audience has a favorite and if so, who is it? I have my guesses, not sharing unless you tell me yours.
4. ok but is anyone's hair a mess because of all of this humidity?
5. are you all aware we are on a jurassic park planet and could be eaten by raptors at any given time? ( HINT: lock your doors )
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2. I won one for you! That counts, doesn't it?
3. Don't do it again! Be safe, or I'll have to come and scold you.
4. It's so huge, it's awful. Small animals are lost in there.
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2. it was awesome but it should have been mutual. are you SURE there was no magic involved?
3. oh don't worry never going near the jungle ever again.
4. yeah mine too. i now rock the mad scientist look
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2. I'm sure! I don't cheat, thank you very much. [ Apart from that one time where she totally helped Ron cheat, but that was different. ]
3. Good, I'm glad to hear it. I don't think even I can save you from dinosaurs.
4. I'm sure it suits you?
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2. fine fine. well then you beat me. not stale. back to the point where I'm right, you're wrong.
3. on the better side of news, I think they're not going to actually come out of the jungle?
4. does it fit anyone?
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2. I'm not sure that's exactly how this works, Cisco.
3. ... That's good for us, and the locals. I'd hate for us to arrive and not help them deal with them if they're a real issue, like the poison moon.
4. Well, I can't imagine my hair any different?
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2. Uh, that's totally how it works.
3. I know right? have to admit, I don't miss the poison moon at all.
4. your hair is usually fine hermione. it's the humidity that's evil.
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2. I'm sure there's a rulebook for me to find somewhere!
3. I don't either. I mean, there's some good herbs I'm hoping to grow that came from there, but long-term? No, thank you.
4. The humidity is our worst enemy.
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2. when it comes to compliments, I'm always right. Rule #1.
3. the masks were too creepy for me.
4. arch-nemesis x(
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2. So I can't be right if I'm complimenting you?
3. Not all of them were creepy, right? Some of them were pretty.
4. I've had enough of those for a lifetime, thank you!
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2. ....that's a trick question D:
3. yeah some of them were. others were obvious nightmare material
4. likewise. still didn't kick all of their asses
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2. Is it? I didn't think so.
3. Well, obviously. Those are the ones we ignore.
4. I'm sure you'll kick butt in the future, though.