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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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[Well... Pinkie DOES have a crew of humans to feed. AND there's the pizza party she and kitty are going to be throwing once Winn wakes up, sooo Pinkie swallows any disgust she might be feeling and calls Allen up.]

Heeey, Allen? So um... iiis there still any of that... meat left?

[Yeah yeah, laugh it up, Sokka.]

Edited 2016-07-22 23:14 (UTC)

[Okay if there's one thing Allen knows about ponies? It's that they're vegetarians. And rather vocal about being as such]

[And so hearing one want meat]

Eh?! You want meat?

W-well, not for me specifically! Iiit's just that Kitty and I are planning a pizza party sometime soon for whenever Winn wakes up and she said humans put meat on their pizzas, and my captain got a dragon egg that might hatch soon and I guess HER dragons eat meat instead of gemstones, aaaand we don't know when we're gonna leave so it might not be a bad idea for my crewmates to have some REAL meat stocked up, right?

[Still not totally 100% comfy with meat as concept, but hey, humans and dragons gotta eat, right?]

Edited 2016-07-23 00:44 (UTC)

[There's a pause of surprise.]

[Then he smiles, awwwww]

Oh, so you want some for them? That's really thoughtful of you, Pinkie! I can definitely save you some meat for Kitty, Winn and--

- Wait.

Did you say dragons?

Yup, dragons~ Although her egg's not hatched YET, so right now it's just a cute little eggy~

[Pinkie, that egg's nearly as big as YOU are.]

Oh, speaking of which, I got MY gift from the tree too! [And peering out from her mane is... a tiny green gator?] This is my pet Gummy from back home! Gummy, this is Allen!

[Slightly out-of-sync blink.]

Oh...that's great. [muttered] I should probably make some calls...

[to prevent baby dragon murder and all that]

[But oh hey, gator! He'll give a little wave]

Ah- hi Gummy!

I didn't know you had a pet crocodile!

I do~! [She's gonna take said gator into a one-legged glomp now.] Awwww I've missed you SO much, Gummy~!

[Blink blink, he loves you too.]

Edited 2016-07-24 00:53 (UTC)

[He chuckles lightly]

You two look very happy together. Does he eat meat, or..?

Nope! He eats [insert a pretty long list of things a toothless alligator is somehow able to digest that isn't explained in the show AT ALL!] but not meat.

[....That's...a long list considering he just wanted to know if he should save some meat for the gator too]

...Ah. I see.

Good to know.

Anyway, when would be a good time to pick it up?

Um...whenever you can? The less taken now, the less we have to haul later.

[Because seriously, this thing is massive and even with his superstrength hauling it all is a tall order]

Sure thing, we can head over there right now if you want! See you in a few~!

[And in about half an hour a little pink pony will come strolling up, Gummy proudly perched on her back like she's his steed.]

Hey, Allen!

[Sokka will peer out form behind the massive carcass, squinting at Pinkie. So weird. So tiny. So pink. He doesn't get it. ]

...Horses don't eat meat.

[He claps Sokka on the shoulder]

Yes! Good observation!

[And moving on! He'll smile at Pinkie as he steps around the carcass towards the pink pony]

Hey Pinkie! I hope you found us okay.

[Luckily, she only sees Allen so far, so she happily trots over to him.]

Nope, it was SUPER easy to find.

[Then again, the mountain of dead saurian is a pretty good landmark, especially at her size.]

How are you?

Why is she here for the meat then? Is she a carnivore pony? I knew I couldn't trust them!!!!

[Sokka really needs to learn the difference between whispering and just hissing loudly as he speaks.]

We're...good. Tiny talking horse.

[Allen rolls his eyes as he whispers back] She's picking up meat for her crew, don't be rude.

[He gives a nod]

We're fine, thank you. And you?

[She gives Sokka a brief blink with a VERY tight smile on her face, before turning to Allen and giving a much more relaxed one.]

I'm doing GREAT, thanks for asking! This planet's been amazing so far!

Ohhhhhh okay that makes sense. Weird but sure whatever.

[The pony looks pretty terrifying really. Even if she's tiny and pink, he bets she could maul them all. ]

So. How're you going to transport bits of dinosaur? Being...small and everything.

[You know. That's...a good question. He looks at her, curiously]

Oh, don't worry, guys! [She points to the straps on her back leading to a decently sized sled that.... may or may not've been there before, IDK, girl runs on Looney Tunes logic.] I still have this sled from when I was grabbing wood for the garden boxes I'm building!

[Not to mention Pinkie only needs to strain a little to pull a mountain of possessions three times her size. Thank you, earth pony strength.]

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