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Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Video
Action: The Hand-Holding Planet
When: Time is relative.

[The feed opens up different from Allen's usual clinic-related broadcasts. First of all, the camera seems shaky, like it's been held by something flying. It also seems to be out in the forest, or rather near a clearing in the forest.]

[And behind him instead of Timcanpy, seems to be what looks like...well, a dead dinosaur that's so big you can only see a bit of it on the camera. And Sokka's in the background, pacing around and measuring the dinosaur from all angles, muttering to himself.]

Ah, hello all! [Allen gives a wave] I'm Allen Walker of the SS Blue Fish. I don't have any clinic announcements, but ah...

[He glances back, then looks at the camera again]

Well you see, my captain and I went hunting and we sort of...overdid it, a tad. You see, um, Tim? Can you show them?

[The shaky camera pans around, showing that yep- that is indeed a dead T. rex. A tree has been toppled on it, and there's stab wounds in the neck. Sokka meanwhile has started to examine the dinosaur with....finger square frame. Okay. After a moment, the camera will go back to focus on Allen]

Yeah, as you can see- I don't think we can get this back to our ship on our own, or fit it in the ship, if we did.

[He claps his hands together] So! We were thinking...if anyone would like some meat for your ship, we'd be happy to share! Just come on by and take some! We're out in the forest, a few miles outside of the city. There's clearly plenty to go around!

Oh, and if you have a way to move it closer to the ships, that'd be even better! We'd be happy to share an even larger portion! [He glances around the forest, a bit nervous. Behind him, Sokka seems to started drawing with intense concentration, using a nearby tree stump for his surface. Allen seems to talk like he's more talking to himself than anything:] I know I'd like to be out of here before we meet his friends...

[And then he clears his throat and looks back at the camera] Anyway. That's all! Have a nice day!

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[spontaneouscombustion]

W-well, not for me specifically! Iiit's just that Kitty and I are planning a pizza party sometime soon for whenever Winn wakes up and she said humans put meat on their pizzas, and my captain got a dragon egg that might hatch soon and I guess HER dragons eat meat instead of gemstones, aaaand we don't know when we're gonna leave so it might not be a bad idea for my crewmates to have some REAL meat stocked up, right?

[Still not totally 100% comfy with meat as concept, but hey, humans and dragons gotta eat, right?]

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[There's a pause of surprise.]

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[Then he smiles, awwwww]

Oh, so you want some for them? That's really thoughtful of you, Pinkie! I can definitely save you some meat for Kitty, Winn and--

3/3 done

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- Wait.







Did you say dragons?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yup, dragons~ Although her egg's not hatched YET, so right now it's just a cute little eggy~

[Pinkie, that egg's nearly as big as YOU are.]

Oh, speaking of which, I got MY gift from the tree too! [And peering out from her mane is... a tiny green gator?] This is my pet Gummy from back home! Gummy, this is Allen!

[Slightly out-of-sync blink.]

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Oh...that's great. [muttered] I should probably make some calls...

[to prevent baby dragon murder and all that]

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[But oh hey, gator! He'll give a little wave]

Ah- hi Gummy!

I didn't know you had a pet crocodile!

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I do~! [She's gonna take said gator into a one-legged glomp now.] Awwww I've missed you SO much, Gummy~!

[Blink blink, he loves you too.]

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[He chuckles lightly]

You two look very happy together. Does he eat meat, or..?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nope! He eats [insert a pretty long list of things a toothless alligator is somehow able to digest that isn't explained in the show AT ALL!] but not meat.

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[....That's...a long list considering he just wanted to know if he should save some meat for the gator too]

...Ah. I see.

Good to know.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Anyway, when would be a good time to pick it up?

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Um...whenever you can? The less taken now, the less we have to haul later.

[Because seriously, this thing is massive and even with his superstrength hauling it all is a tall order]

Video -> Action (Also alerting the blue meany-- I mean, Captain Sokka.)

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Sure thing, we can head over there right now if you want! See you in a few~!

[And in about half an hour a little pink pony will come strolling up, Gummy proudly perched on her back like she's his steed.]

Hey, Allen!

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[Sokka will peer out form behind the massive carcass, squinting at Pinkie. So weird. So tiny. So pink. He doesn't get it. ]

...Horses don't eat meat.

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[He claps Sokka on the shoulder]

Yes! Good observation!

[And moving on! He'll smile at Pinkie as he steps around the carcass towards the pink pony]

Hey Pinkie! I hope you found us okay.

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[Luckily, she only sees Allen so far, so she happily trots over to him.]

Nope, it was SUPER easy to find.

[Then again, the mountain of dead saurian is a pretty good landmark, especially at her size.]

How are you?

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Why is she here for the meat then? Is she a carnivore pony? I knew I couldn't trust them!!!!

[Sokka really needs to learn the difference between whispering and just hissing loudly as he speaks.]

We're...good. Tiny talking horse.

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[Allen rolls his eyes as he whispers back] She's picking up meat for her crew, don't be rude.

[He gives a nod]

We're fine, thank you. And you?

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[She gives Sokka a brief blink with a VERY tight smile on her face, before turning to Allen and giving a much more relaxed one.]

I'm doing GREAT, thanks for asking! This planet's been amazing so far!

[alwayscomeback]

Ohhhhhh okay that makes sense. Weird but sure whatever.

[The pony looks pretty terrifying really. Even if she's tiny and pink, he bets she could maul them all. ]

So. How're you going to transport bits of dinosaur? Being...small and everything.

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[You know. That's...a good question. He looks at her, curiously]

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Oh, don't worry, guys! [She points to the straps on her back leading to a decently sized sled that.... may or may not've been there before, IDK, girl runs on Looney Tunes logic.] I still have this sled from when I was grabbing wood for the garden boxes I'm building!

[Not to mention Pinkie only needs to strain a little to pull a mountain of possessions three times her size. Thank you, earth pony strength.]

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[Sokka has no idea how earth pony strength works, he's going to be in for a treat.]

Uh...you're still really tiny. Can you even pull this? It's heavy. That's...kinda the point?

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If we don't overload the sled, I'm sure it'll be fine.

[STOP BEING RUDE]