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[castrationfist]

Who: Caster and everyone
Broadcast: Anonymous text, fleet-wide
Action: Aboard the Vanquish if you're curious.
When:

Tell me about your world's legends and heroes. If you can tell me a good story, I'll tell one in return.

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[spontaneouscombustion]

Ooh, I just did this with the new foxy a little while ago! That was a LOT of fun!

Text (pets)

[castrationfist]

"New foxy"? Who is that?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yeah, there's a fox that was asking about our homes and if there was a list of the people who've been taken here! Their name's Renart, I forgot to ask if they're a boy or a girl but they seem really nice and smart!

[castrationfist]

I haven't met that one yet. I'll keep that in mind. They're a fox?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yes indeedy~

[Sooo does that count as a story, or does she still need to tell one? :3]

[castrationfist]

There seem to be quite a few foxes around lately. It's interesting, isn't it?

[Well, it's not a story enough to get one in return, anyway.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yeah, it is! Maybe we'll get some more ponies soon, too!

[castrationfist]

Ponies? I'll pass on those.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[... Oh gosh, please don't be another Sokka. Or Han Jihwan.]

Why not? It'd be nice for me to have some more of my friends from home.

[castrationfist]

I've had some bad experiences with mounted cavalry. Your friends?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yup, my friends from back in Ponyville! I'm a pony and a lot of the people in Equestria are ponies too!

[castrationfist]

Well, I've heard stranger, but I have bad compatibility with horses. My brother has some unfortunate history with them, after all.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, geez. I'm sorry about that. Not ALL horses are bad. In fact most of them from home are really good.

[And to be fair, the horses she's familiar with were probably just taking orders and didn't exactly have the brainpower to question them.]</small.

[castrationfist]

Oh, I know, I used to be quite fond of them. Well, that was before I was a fox, and it's scary to hide in a hole with horses smashing around up above.

I've never seen your home, though. What's that like?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh it's really nice! There's all kinds of ponies over there and we take care of the weather and the seasons and the princesses move the sun and the moon! And there's lots and LOTS of parties to throw and adventures to go on!

[castrationfist]

Moving the sun? Are you all from Apollo's chariot? I can move myself around fine, you know.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Uh, no? Who's Apollo?

[castrationfist]

A jerk.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[THAT HE IS, seriously, Greek mythology.]

Oh. Well, we don't have him in our world, and we DEFINITELY don't need chariots for moving the sun and moon! The princesses use their magic! And all the unicorns did it together until they came along.

[castrationfist]

I think I don't like your world after all. The thought of people using their magic to push me around makes all my fur stand up!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Wait, what? Why would anypony push you ar



OH! I think I get it now! Are you the sun and the moon back in your world?!

[castrationfist]

Just the sun. The moon is my brother.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh wow, that's REALLY cool! Neither the sun OR the moon are alive back in our world!

[castrationfist]

I wonder if that's the case?
It might just be that you've never looked to see.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nnnnno I'm pretty sure if they were alive nobody'd have to move them. Or the princesses would say something about it, pretty sure they could feel something they move everyday. And Twilight had to move them herself one time, she DEFINITELY would've told us about that.