Autumn - 1st | broadcast + action

[hamburgerphone]

Who: Juno and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide video
Action: Cirrusa City (if you want), SS Huntress
When: Now!

[ Broadcast (Cirrusa City) ]

[The camera zeroes in something tentacle-y. And fried.]

So I'm obviously in the best place, where they fry everything. Like I think I dropped my watch and they fried that, too.

[The camera turns back to a teenage girl. She's wearing a number of odd-looking accessories, including some shiny clip-on earrings, a hat that stands straight up, some sunglasses. She looks like the most embarrassing tourist in the world.]

I'm in freaking space. This is amazing. I'm like a regular space cadet.

[She's taking this rather well.] Oh, hey. If Leah or Paulie's there, you should totally send me a message, dude.

[She pokes at the fried tentacle thing she ordered. Why did she order this.]

And what the heck's up with me being a security officer? Like what goober looked at all five-one-and-a-half feet o' this and was like 'Hell yeah, this girl is totally competent enough to take down like... monsters and shit!'?


[ Action (SS Huntress) ]

[At the end of the day, Juno walks in, lugging a small sack full of a lot of heavy... junk. Weird statues with googly eyes, a lamp with pink tassels, and tons of junk food. Yeah, she's spending all her money like whoa. The bag rips, and all her things come tumbling out.]

Aw, freakin' poop.

Comments

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[wolfuncaged]

Size has little to do with competency on a battlefield. You simply need to learn how to use your size to your advantage, and their size against them.

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[hamburgerphone]

Dude, you should, like, copyright that. That's so motivational. I want to go kick people's asses now.

[Not even joking, man.]

How do I do that?

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[wolfuncaged]

I shall bear that in mind, should the mood ever take me.

[Look at him, being motivational! ]

Train. Learn from others, it's easier than you would think.

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[hamburgerphone]

HEY! [She looks all excited at the thought she just had.] YOU could train me! I bet you're a certified bad-ass with your all deepy-deep-cool voice. Please, motivational stranger! Teach me to be a bad-ass, sensei!

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[wolfuncaged]

[A few years back, that would have been a flat out no. But he's loosened up a little on the training thing since then. He's had to, between Exsilium and here. As such, he gives a long suffering sigh. ]

I doubt you would enjoy my training. I am not one to be a light touch with such things.

And my name is Fenris.

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[hamburgerphone]

No, no! I can do it, for real. Like you'll be amazed, and I'll be like 'bang-pow' and you'll be like 'You're so good, Juno, my student.' and I'll be like 'I know, Fenris, teacher.'

And then we can like... crush cans on our heads and we'll have a montage and bond.

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[wolfuncaged]

[He can't help but let a little huff of amusement escape him for that little mental image. ]

That is...quite the imagination. I am afraid there will be less bonding and likely more resentment towards me, but if it something you truly wish, I think I can take on a student.

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[hamburgerphone]

SA-WEET. You're awesome, dude. I will totally resent you and you'll think I'm lazy and horrible, but we'll bond in the end, you'll see.

[Aren't you so glad you said yes, Fenris?]

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[wolfuncaged]

[He already regrets all of his life choices which led him to this moment. Still, he has a weak spot for taking care of smartass teenage girls so he chuckles a little. ]

I will bear all of that in mind.