Drama free since Allen punched that asshat

[alwayscomeback]

Who: The Blue Fish!!!
Broadcast: Maybe??
Action: All aboard the ship where food is priority number one
When: Second half of the month mingle!

[Because, hey, Blue Fish should be celebrating. They got rid of one person to get another. Streamers and pudding cups all round and all that jazz.]

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[save_the_souls]

[Allen is in fact VERY GLAD to be rid of their former crewmate Alex. Sure, maybe part of him hopes the guy is now happy with his boyfriend- but most of all he's just glad he's not in the same ship as him]

[In fact he's so happy for that AND the fact that Sokka's sane again, he'll actually do something he normally avoids doing: agree to splurge with money. And so he's coming onto the ship, carrying a large pile of pizza boxes, appetizers and a bag full of different kinds of drinks. Because you know, food is what this ship cares about]

[Except you know, maybe he got too much stuff he's having trouble seeing over it and is trying to carry it all. And since food is MOST PRECIOUS, he'll call for help]

Ah- could someone please come help before I drop the pizza?!

[stopbleeding]

Whoa, whoa. Careful. [One by one, Allen's load lightens. First the drinks, then the appetizers, then, finally the entire stack of pizzas. Held one handed. As if it's nothing.

What a fucking show-off.

Zoro spares a finger to peek into one of the boxes.]

This all for you? [The guy's scrawny as a beanpole but he won't let that deceive him. He knows shonen protags well.]

1/2

[save_the_souls]

[What a fucking show off. But Allen appreciates the help- even if it doesn't occur to him it's weird at the second that this guy just picked up all the pizzas with one hand]

Ah- thank you! They're actually for everyone in the crew-

[save_the_souls]

[-Waitasecond]

- Um.

Who are you?

[WHY ARE YOU ON MY SHIP???]

[stopbleeding]

Zoro. [He states it simply, as if his name would mean anything. Whatever. He doesn't care. There's a pizza in his hand and he's determined to get the first slice. Those creeping fingers finagle a piece out and somehow, someway, he maneuvers it into his mouth.

He speaks while chewing.] Who're you?

[aside from a nerd.]

[save_the_souls]

[- There's a pause as he stares at this guy. Is this the new crewmate? did he really start eating pizza while holding onto all those boxes at the same time? That takes...such skill. Is he the Chosen One?]

- Ah, I'm Allen. I'm the medic on the ship.

[stopbleeding]

You're the doctor? [He considers this as he chews, giving Allen a good look-over. Hm. No. Chopper's still better.] You don't really look like one. Do you even have a license?

[Doctors are supposed to have those, right?]

[save_the_souls]

Ah...

[He rubs the side of his head. Crap. He was hoping someone wouldn't ask that]

Not...exactly. Technically I'm still a student, actually.

[stopbleeding]

A student. [He chews contemplatively though his expression is fading fast. Slowly regarding Allen like he's nothing more than dirt.] So you're not qualified.

[He takes another bite.] So, you're a liar.

[Pathetic.]

[save_the_souls]

[A frown forms on his face] No, I'm not. I never said I was a doctor. I said I was a medic. There is a difference.

And even if I am a student- I've studied medicine and worked in a clinic for several years, so I assure you I'm quite qualified to handle the station I was assigned.

[stopbleeding]

[For a long few moments Zoro regards him suspiciously before, finally, shrugging.] It's not like you'll need to fix me, anyway.

[Except he will. A lot. Turning, Zoro strides further into the room.] Where do you want the pizza?

[save_the_souls]

[Allen raises an eyebrow at that, because people who claim that are either immortal or so stupid they ironically end up being in the clinic the most. But whatever, not gonna comment on that] Yes, I hope not.

[Moving on tho to more important matters- pizza!]

Um, how about the kitchen? Do you know where that is yet?

[stopbleeding]

Tch. [He harrumphs, clearly offended.]

Of course I do. [He says, opening the door to the ship's bridge.] It's this way.

[save_the_souls]

[Ah-]

......That's the bridge.

[stopbleeding]

[He jolts to a stop and stomps back into the room.] I knew that.

[And now he's walking into the bathroom. Dear god, just stop him.]

[save_the_souls]

[Oh jeez.]

Ah- next door to the left, Zoro.

[stopbleeding]

Right.

[He backs up, goes to the left

and then somehow he's back in the doorway to the bridge again. It's like magic.]

[save_the_souls]

[It is so like magic. He gives a sigh and moves to step forward in front of Zoro]

On second thought, I was heading to the kitchen anyway so just- follow me?

[And he starts walking in the RIGHT direction gosh]