Drama free since Allen punched that asshat

[alwayscomeback]

Who: The Blue Fish!!!
Broadcast: Maybe??
Action: All aboard the ship where food is priority number one
When: Second half of the month mingle!

[Because, hey, Blue Fish should be celebrating. They got rid of one person to get another. Streamers and pudding cups all round and all that jazz.]

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[stopbleeding]

Zoro. [He states it simply, as if his name would mean anything. Whatever. He doesn't care. There's a pizza in his hand and he's determined to get the first slice. Those creeping fingers finagle a piece out and somehow, someway, he maneuvers it into his mouth.

He speaks while chewing.] Who're you?

[aside from a nerd.]

[save_the_souls]

[- There's a pause as he stares at this guy. Is this the new crewmate? did he really start eating pizza while holding onto all those boxes at the same time? That takes...such skill. Is he the Chosen One?]

- Ah, I'm Allen. I'm the medic on the ship.

[stopbleeding]

You're the doctor? [He considers this as he chews, giving Allen a good look-over. Hm. No. Chopper's still better.] You don't really look like one. Do you even have a license?

[Doctors are supposed to have those, right?]

[save_the_souls]

Ah...

[He rubs the side of his head. Crap. He was hoping someone wouldn't ask that]

Not...exactly. Technically I'm still a student, actually.

[stopbleeding]

A student. [He chews contemplatively though his expression is fading fast. Slowly regarding Allen like he's nothing more than dirt.] So you're not qualified.

[He takes another bite.] So, you're a liar.

[Pathetic.]

[save_the_souls]

[A frown forms on his face] No, I'm not. I never said I was a doctor. I said I was a medic. There is a difference.

And even if I am a student- I've studied medicine and worked in a clinic for several years, so I assure you I'm quite qualified to handle the station I was assigned.

[stopbleeding]

[For a long few moments Zoro regards him suspiciously before, finally, shrugging.] It's not like you'll need to fix me, anyway.

[Except he will. A lot. Turning, Zoro strides further into the room.] Where do you want the pizza?

[save_the_souls]

[Allen raises an eyebrow at that, because people who claim that are either immortal or so stupid they ironically end up being in the clinic the most. But whatever, not gonna comment on that] Yes, I hope not.

[Moving on tho to more important matters- pizza!]

Um, how about the kitchen? Do you know where that is yet?

[stopbleeding]

Tch. [He harrumphs, clearly offended.]

Of course I do. [He says, opening the door to the ship's bridge.] It's this way.

[save_the_souls]

[Ah-]

......That's the bridge.

[stopbleeding]

[He jolts to a stop and stomps back into the room.] I knew that.

[And now he's walking into the bathroom. Dear god, just stop him.]

[save_the_souls]

[Oh jeez.]

Ah- next door to the left, Zoro.

[stopbleeding]

Right.

[He backs up, goes to the left

and then somehow he's back in the doorway to the bridge again. It's like magic.]

[save_the_souls]

[It is so like magic. He gives a sigh and moves to step forward in front of Zoro]

On second thought, I was heading to the kitchen anyway so just- follow me?

[And he starts walking in the RIGHT direction gosh]