[Accidental Video : Open!] Augment glitch

[passingthrough]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Winn Schott, and all you voyeurs!
Broadcast: Accidental video
Action: Tourist
When: Now or nowish

[What's the most surprising part of the picture before you, fleet? Is it that Winn is actually sleeping for once or is it that the bare-chested brunette snuggling up against him is a guy instead of Kitty?

It would be kind of boring for the accidental video function to go off like this if nothing was going to happen so it's a good thing the mystery man is stirring and idly nuzzling Winn's throat for your entertainment.]

[ instinctively responding to the nuzzling, winn pulls his bedmate closer, his already waking mind (because really, what doesn't wake him these days?) registering something that doesn't quite add up in the gesture, but he can't quite put his finger on what that is. humming in contentment, his fingers move to tangle in kitty's hair and - that ends way too soon. one eye peeks open - followed by the other - and you're treated to a high pitched scream that's more surprised than frightened and a quick view of winn's newly formed abs as, tangled up in the blanket, he falls out of the frame and off the bed in an instinctive attempt to get away.

his head popping back in the picture - sporting a very messy bed hair and bloodshot exhausted eyes open wide in surprise and alarm - he whispers almost hopefully ]

Kitty? [ please don't let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom. or...let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom? cuz n that case, kitty will be right back to kick his ass - ]

[She jerks up in alarm at all the sudden drama.] Winn! [As soon as the word is out she knows it's not her voice and she looks down at her masculine body in surprise.] Oh boy.

(OOC: Sex flip augment glitch for Kitty for a few days, maybe a week, whenever I get bored of it? You will get responses from Winn and Kitty.
CW: There is sexual content in the thread with Winn and Kitty. Actual scenes are either skipped or glazed over, but events are strongly indicated.)

Comments

Video

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, hey, Winn! Who's your friend? I didn't know we got anybody else new this week!

[And the pony is... completely non-plussed, I mean ponies can share a bed platonically all the time back home.]

Video

[winn]

Hi Pinkie - [ god this is awkward. he hates the atroma. look at him, the picture of awkward. ] it's Kitty, she's having a bad Atroma-day.

[spontaneouscombustion]

What?! How did THAT happen?!

[winn]

The Atroma. It's not the first time this happened to someone. I have no idea how they do it, just one more of their fun powers.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Well that's not nice of them at all. If it's a prank, it should be one you two find funny too.

[winn]

They're not very nice people, and they only seem to care about what they find entertaining. [ or none of them would be here. ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

No kidding. How long do you think this one'll last?

[winn]

No clue, I'd rather not make guesses, that'll just give them more ideas.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Probably a good idea. Do you guys need anything?

[winn]

I think we're as good as we can be - thanks, pinkie.

Video

[passingthrough]

...Seriously? [You are not off the hook for being a pony!]

1/2

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh cool! Nice to meet you, Seriously, I'm Pinkie Pie! [It's not a dad joke, her culture just... has a very literal naming scheme.]

2/2

[spontaneouscombustion]

How long have you known-- [And then Winn chimes in.] KITTY?!

[passingthrough]

[Feels herself letting pony off the hook. How are you real? It's not even the pink. It's not even the pony. It's everything else that she is.]

It's an augment glitch or a really unfortunate late-onset, secondary mutation.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Augments can mess with your body too? Yikes, I knew they could mess your mind, but this is WAY too weird.

[passingthrough]

Really? Yeah. They can do all kinds of things. You've never seen this before? I feel like switching sexes is kind of a played out one too like the Atroma aren't even bothering being creative now.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nuh-uh. Then again, I've been here for about five months now. How long have you been here?

[passingthrough]

Seven and a half. I also stalk the network. [Up in everyone's business.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Haha, Pinkie would be too if her mun had that much sanity and tag stamina to spare.]

Yikes. What else can they do?

[passingthrough]

[Sanity? What is that?]

The other most common one is aging down. I've also seen gravity stop working, people reverting to previous states of being or losing or regaining memories. [She figures that covers Nightengale, Sascha, and Winter.] It also packs a punch if you try to remove it.

Don't try to remove it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[It is a think Pinkie never has to worry about, but unfortunately the mun does.]

Bleeeh no, the chip-in-your-brain freaked me out at first, but not enough to mess with my brain and take it out.

[Looney Tunes physics can only provide so much protection.]

[passingthrough]

Well, then you're wiser than I am.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh my gosh, you tried to take it out?!

[passingthrough]

Not my own, but yes. It was worse than unsuccessful.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[... Nope, nope nope nope nuh-uh no way see ya space cowgirl.]

Yikes, I'll take your word on it. I'm sorry...