[Accidental Video : Open!] Augment glitch

[passingthrough]

Who: Kitty Pryde, Winn Schott, and all you voyeurs!
Broadcast: Accidental video
Action: Tourist
When: Now or nowish

[What's the most surprising part of the picture before you, fleet? Is it that Winn is actually sleeping for once or is it that the bare-chested brunette snuggling up against him is a guy instead of Kitty?

It would be kind of boring for the accidental video function to go off like this if nothing was going to happen so it's a good thing the mystery man is stirring and idly nuzzling Winn's throat for your entertainment.]

[ instinctively responding to the nuzzling, winn pulls his bedmate closer, his already waking mind (because really, what doesn't wake him these days?) registering something that doesn't quite add up in the gesture, but he can't quite put his finger on what that is. humming in contentment, his fingers move to tangle in kitty's hair and - that ends way too soon. one eye peeks open - followed by the other - and you're treated to a high pitched scream that's more surprised than frightened and a quick view of winn's newly formed abs as, tangled up in the blanket, he falls out of the frame and off the bed in an instinctive attempt to get away.

his head popping back in the picture - sporting a very messy bed hair and bloodshot exhausted eyes open wide in surprise and alarm - he whispers almost hopefully ]

Kitty? [ please don't let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom. or...let it be some weird dude who just sneaked into their bed while she's gone to the bathroom? cuz n that case, kitty will be right back to kick his ass - ]

[She jerks up in alarm at all the sudden drama.] Winn! [As soon as the word is out she knows it's not her voice and she looks down at her masculine body in surprise.] Oh boy.

(OOC: Sex flip augment glitch for Kitty for a few days, maybe a week, whenever I get bored of it? You will get responses from Winn and Kitty.
CW: There is sexual content in the thread with Winn and Kitty. Actual scenes are either skipped or glazed over, but events are strongly indicated.)

Comments

[passingthrough]

Really? Yeah. They can do all kinds of things. You've never seen this before? I feel like switching sexes is kind of a played out one too like the Atroma aren't even bothering being creative now.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nuh-uh. Then again, I've been here for about five months now. How long have you been here?

[passingthrough]

Seven and a half. I also stalk the network. [Up in everyone's business.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Haha, Pinkie would be too if her mun had that much sanity and tag stamina to spare.]

Yikes. What else can they do?

[passingthrough]

[Sanity? What is that?]

The other most common one is aging down. I've also seen gravity stop working, people reverting to previous states of being or losing or regaining memories. [She figures that covers Nightengale, Sascha, and Winter.] It also packs a punch if you try to remove it.

Don't try to remove it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[It is a think Pinkie never has to worry about, but unfortunately the mun does.]

Bleeeh no, the chip-in-your-brain freaked me out at first, but not enough to mess with my brain and take it out.

[Looney Tunes physics can only provide so much protection.]

[passingthrough]

Well, then you're wiser than I am.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh my gosh, you tried to take it out?!

[passingthrough]

Not my own, but yes. It was worse than unsuccessful.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[... Nope, nope nope nope nuh-uh no way see ya space cowgirl.]

Yikes, I'll take your word on it. I'm sorry...

[passingthrough]

Probably for the best. Everyone is fine now though. [Most of them are also gone.]

Sorry. [It feels wrong to talk about these things with Pinkie.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

No no, you're fine, Kitty! You should've seen me the other day, I was venting to Allen like CRAZY!

[passingthrough]

Yeah? [Extra interest because Allen, but Pinkie has been kind to her at every turn.] Everything okay?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Sigh.] Most of it's good NOW, but just a lot of stuff happening at once. Like Sokka telling me Qing lied about humans NEEDING to eat meat to live and saying he LIKES eating meat, and the Furiosa getting lost in the mountains, and Poe buying LOTS of guns because Kylo Ren showed and NOT Pinkie promising he'd only use them if it was absolutely necessary.

Qing and Korra talked to me about the first thing so that's good, and we found Furiosa and she's fine, but... I'm still worried about Poe, you know? It's a LITTLE better now that we're away from the factions and we don't have to worry about it spilling out into a war, but not by much, you know?

[She doesn't know about people coming back if they die here, but frankly it doesn't matter to her. She doesn't want her friend to kill anybody, or even feel like he might HAVE to.]

[passingthrough]

That...is a lot. [And it resolves the issue of Furiosa. She knows how worried Tyrion had been. She's also glad the meat issue is resolved, because that was awkward to discuss with her before.]

You're worried Poe will murder him? [She might say this a little too casually. Kind of used to killing being a norm back home.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

... Yeah. Yeah I am. I mean he SAID I should trust him, but he's angry and scared at Ren and he has a good REASON to be and just... [Siiigh.] I wish Twilight or Fluttershy were here; THEY'D know what to do. Or that this world didn't have guns.

[passingthrough]

Well, guns aren't the only [clearing her throat. Sorry, there was some stupid in there trying to get out. Pretend you heard nothing.]

Poe seems like a level-headed person. [Which for her just means he'll only take him out if it's the right thing to do. That might not make Pinkie feel better.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Much appreciated.]

Yeah, NORMALLY, but he's not right now; he's REALLY shaken up this time.

[passingthrough]

People don't change who they are when they're shaken. They define who they are by how they respond.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Y-yeah? So... you think it'll be okay if I trust him?

[passingthrough]

It might even help him trust himself. [Or it will all go terribly wrong, but it could do that without the trust too.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

That's true. Thanks, Kitty. Thanks a lot.

[passingthrough]

Sure. I hope it helps. [And that nothing too traumatizing comes of it. She likes the innocence she sees in others even when she can't connect to it or it seems dangerous to maintain.]