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Who: Kanda and yu you!
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Marsiva only.
When: Early Tuesday morning.

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[There's a cranky nineteen-year-old staring down through the feed. The feed is upside down. Someone should probably tell him.]

Where is it?

[It's not a question, it's a demand.]

My sword. Where is it?

[He leans in, blue eyes taking over the feed.] Who are you supposed to be? Some other division? [It's not the first time he's been locked up in a lab. If this is supposed to terrify him, it's not working.] You're testing me, then.

Hope you don't have anything important in here. There won't be anything left when I'm done.

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[When you've been away from home as long as Allen has without seeing anyone, you grow to expect not to see anyone from your home. Especially the circumstances he let under...well, hope wasn't all that high for a reunion.

So turning on the communicator to see that familiar face? Hear that familiar voice? It's almost surreal, like he's in some kind of dream. He ends up staring at the communicator, not sure how to feel at seeing a guy he was pretty damn sure he'd never see again]

K...Kanda...?

[It was him wasn't it? Who else looked like, and would be angerily complaining about his sword being missing first thing. It was really him. His old comrade who-]

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[- who showed up only two weeks after he had to fight something that would've been REALLY USEFUL TO HAVE ANOTHER EXORCIST WITH. A fight that he was STILL recovering from.

And so when he flips it on it's voice- but honestly the voice alone should give away who it is]

YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, AREN'T YOU IDIOT!?!

[Wow, okay, he didn't expect to get fucking yelled at. So you know what? He's yelling right back. Allen is somehow on the other side of this... thing, which looks nothing like a golem but apparently acts like one as far as functions go--

-- but really, Kanda just wants to smash it apart.]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RAN OFF BY HIMSELF, BEANSPROUT!!!

[so much for being on good terms]

You got yourself captured, too?!

IT'S ALLEN!!

[SCREW YOU KANDA AND SAYING THAT ACCURSED NICKNAME HERE. ]

Yeah, like years ago!! [KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES KANDA] But of course you decide to show up right after I had to deal with a dragon! I could've used the help you know!! [BECAUSE YOU KNOW, CLEARLY KANDA CHOOSE WHEN HE GOT HERE. THATS HOW IT WORKS FOR THIS ASSHOLE RIGHT??]

YEARS? What are you going on about, you stupid--

[What is this about a dragon? What? What?????]

I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR THIRTY MINUTES AND YOU FIND A DRAGON?!! It's just one damn thing after another with you, isn't it?!

Oh, like you're one to talk!!

[He huffs and crosses his arms on his end. Right okay, calm down. Kanda did just get here after all. Of course he's confused. And if he's wearing that uniform and asking for his sword, he's clearly from before Allen. Great.]

The dragon's taken care of. [NO THANKS TO YOU] But yeah, years. We've been taken by some group called Atroma, we're not even on Earth anymore. Time works strangely, so while you just saw me - it's been much longer for me.

Oh, shut up!

[... Somehow he didn't prepare for this eventuality. It's only the Order who does this crazy shit to him, usually. To hear they're not on Earth at all is--

-- well, it's crazy. Fucking crazy. Allen may recognize this expression as the "Kanda is trying to process this and his hamster wheel is stuck upside down" expression.]

Wait, was it an actual dragon? Not some kind of Akuma?

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

... How hard did they hit me?

No, it was an Akuma dragon. I wouldn't get involved in a regular dragon fight, I'm not insane.

[THAT'D JUST BE SILLY KANDA!!!]

You haven't hit your head. Your concussed brain wouldn't come up with anything this creative.

[Wow. Thanks, Allen.]

Where are you.

I need to punch you in the face. Just to be sure.

[Yeah whatever Kanda you don't scare him!!]

On another ship!

You're on the Marsiva. You won't be able to get to where I am until this weekend. [...] It's Tuesday morning.

[Kanda groans.]

None of this makes any sense. People don't go to space, Beansprout. [he says to the guy dating an astronaut] And I'm not waiting four days.

What about the Order? They're gonna put a hit out on me or something I bet.

It's Allen, and look outside the window if you don't believe me!

[hahahaha...right...the Order....right...]

And I doubt the Order can reach out here.

How can I be sure it's not some trick like the-- THIS thing? It shows pictures, too!

[Even Kanda knows when he's being unreasonable, though. There is some strange information in his head that wasn't there before, and it tells him he is, in fact, in space. And it's Real space, as in, he will Really Die if he punches through the window.]

... Fine. So maybe you're right.

What about everything? The Order, the Noah, the others. What happens to them?

Please, so does Timcanpy! Don't pretend you have no idea how communicators work!

[Yeah your healing effect probably wouldn't do much against the vaccuum of space, probably]

Nothing, as far as I can tell. We think when a person leaves, they get sent back to the exact moment in time they left. That's how you never noticed that I was gone.

Timcanpy? But it's...

[Hold the phone. Time travel is bullshit, but he can kinda see where it plays in with Miranda's Innocence.

But--]

Did you get a new one?

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What? What are you talking about? A new what?

[Oh, fuck. He never told Allen... he never got the chance. This is the part where, if Kanda were a normal person, he'd be sweating. As it is, he just makes a stupid face.]

...

That guy... [Kanda is being really helpful, here.] The golem attacked him, so he did something to it.

What?

[No no no that can't be right.]

...What guy? What are you talking about? Tim's right here with me.

[He sucks in a breath like a wince, hardly conscious of it. This is pretty par for the course for Apocryphos trauma.]

Tall. Some kind of priest. He has...

[Wings, wings, fingers crushing into his skull, I had a good chat with Allen and went back to the Order-- no, no, he never got any of that, he never--

Kanda covers his eyes with his hand.]

... No, he is Innocence. He was hunting you, he must have been.

[When did breathing get so hard?]

I couldn't...

...What? That doesn't make any...

[Okay that definitely makes NO SENSE. How could someone BE Innocence? Why would they be hunting him? Kanda had to be from the past- he was wearing the uniform and talked about Mugen. Allen definitely didn't remember any of this transpiring]

Kanda! What's the date?

[Maybe this is some kind of weird alternate universe thing. That might explain it]

[Kanda is just as confused as you, bro.]

Tuesday? October... uh... 1899?

[FUCK he has no idea.]

Why the hell are you asking me?

...It was July 1899 when I left.

[...The hell...]

We were at the North America branch. During the...attack. [NOT SURE HOW ELSE TO PUT IT ON PUBLIC FEEDS] You'd just left.

[Kanda sits back a little. Ah, yes, he remembers.]

Yeah.

[... That's all he has to say about that!]

[Wait he remembers that? The fuck? He waits for Kanda to say more.

....

....

....

....]

Um-

SO NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO START EXPLAINING WHAT I MISSED?!

[Kanda regards the camera calmly.]

... Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.

[oh my fucking god]

Everything's the same as you left it. Mostly.

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VOICE FOREVER BECAUSE I KEEP FORGETTING

THAT IS FINE

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