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[boymeetsfatherhood]

Who: Cory Matthews and whomever!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Huntress
When: Backdated to the day of the Shuffle!

[Cory had arrived not long before the Shuffle, and so it's all just clicking in for him as he's beamed onto the Huntress. He thinks he has it figured out.

And so, one might pick up on a family resemblance as he shouts.]

SHAAAWWWWWN!!

Where are ya, buddy? Come one out. You finally did it. Prank of the century. I really thought I was in outer space for a minute. But I got you now!

[He lingers for a moment, looking out one of the windows into space.]

Whatever you did? It's really convincing. I'm impressed! I hope you didn't spend too much money on this...

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[boymeetsfatherhood]

[Cory just laughs that off.]

Behind my ear? Come on that's the oldest book, I use it on my daughter all the time! Quit kidding around, you... kidder!

[misconceived]

Oh, you've got a daughter? Then think about this: every minute you refuse to see what's obviously going on is a minute longer where you could be figuring out how to get home and dealing with the situation at hand. Stop goofing around, feel behind your ear, and listen to what people are saying.

We're in space. This isn't a prank — which, who would even be able to pull this off? Seriously. Just. Try it. Okay?

[ Sorry, Cory. He doesn't believe in disillusionment when safety of yourself and others is on the line. IT'S A BIG ISSUE. ]