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Who: Vash the Stampede
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Planet side
When: Action anytime! Network the afternoon of Nov 1

[If Vash was being honest. When first arriving on the planet he had been a bit disappointed. He knew before landing that it wasn't Gunsmoke, but it wasn't a whole lot different from the planet he left. If he had to be traveling through space again he had been a little hopeful to see some different sites. Although this planet had one thing that Gunsmoke didn't. He wasn't an outlaw here.

So Vash managed to fit right in quickly to the lifestyle of the planet. Highly enjoying being popular instead of feared. Just about every night Vash could be found partying the night away with the natives. Dancing, drinking, and just having a good time. He loved seeing so many happy people ready to celebrate. He even accepts their red stone gifts. What can he say? He finds the color of them stunning!

He'll also be picking up a few trinkets here and there. Odd jobs being a specialty of his from back home the gunman is happy to take on some chores

Although after one night of some rather happy partying Vash may still be a bit drunk the next day. Or at least is acting like he still is. Sometimes it's hard to tell with him. Either way, he's in a great mood and turns on his communicator. His speech slightly slurred as it changes pitch through what he says from normal speaking voice to shouting.]

Aren't these people WONDERFUL!? HAHAHAHAHA! What a great group! I didn't know a party could last this long! HAHAHAHA! This place is GREAT and so much free food! A guy could really get use to this! The face paint can be kinda creepy though... But it sure is a lot of fun! HAHAHA! I'm sure having a heck of a good time! The only way this place could be better is if they had donuts! Or pizza bread. OH! Maybe salmon sandwiches! And some pie! Oh, and donuts! The little honey ones!

[Someone may be hungry.] PANCAKES! Those would be really good right now!

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[Vash laughs loudly for a moment or two before he answers. Somehow finding the question hilarious. Even though it's a perfectly reasonable question.]

Yeah! They're a desert creature! Kinda like a mix of a two legged furry horse-bird, anteater type... thing. They're a bit hard to explain really.

I can picture it. We got animals like that back home.

Yeah? Really? Most people have trouble picturing it.

[Vash's stomach growls.] Ugh, their meat was awful tasting, but man, I'd give nearly anything to have some now instead of the protein stuff on the ships.

Nah, that's nothing new to me. It's weird when an animal is just one thing.

Seriously. I'd even eat badgermole right now.

I don't know what that is, but I'd eat it too. Man, why doesn't anyone have pancakes around this joint?

One would feed us for a week!

I don't know, it's a crime against food is what it is.

Whoa... really? A whole week? They must be HUGE!

They are! Like ridiculously huge. Which is why it's pretty terrifying when you think one is gonna eat you.

Whoa... [He's too hungover and still somewhat drunk for this.]</small. I'm going to find some pancakes.

You know where they are??!! Why didn't you share this information RIGHT AWAY?!!!

I said FIND them. Find. If you find some first, let me know. [So no. He has no clue. And no. He won't find any.]

Okay. This is an important promise we have to make to one another. To tell the other when we find them.

Aye, aye my captain! I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU-US! [Yes he will.]

THAT'S THE RIGHT ATTITUDE!

I'M OFF, MY CAPTAIN! I'LL REPORT IN SOON!

[And by soon... he means never. But he does go running off as he fumbles a moment to turn off his communicator.]