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[goldenglasses]

Who: Vash the Stampede
Broadcast: Everyone
Action: Planet side
When: Action anytime! Network the afternoon of Nov 1

[If Vash was being honest. When first arriving on the planet he had been a bit disappointed. He knew before landing that it wasn't Gunsmoke, but it wasn't a whole lot different from the planet he left. If he had to be traveling through space again he had been a little hopeful to see some different sites. Although this planet had one thing that Gunsmoke didn't. He wasn't an outlaw here.

So Vash managed to fit right in quickly to the lifestyle of the planet. Highly enjoying being popular instead of feared. Just about every night Vash could be found partying the night away with the natives. Dancing, drinking, and just having a good time. He loved seeing so many happy people ready to celebrate. He even accepts their red stone gifts. What can he say? He finds the color of them stunning!

He'll also be picking up a few trinkets here and there. Odd jobs being a specialty of his from back home the gunman is happy to take on some chores

Although after one night of some rather happy partying Vash may still be a bit drunk the next day. Or at least is acting like he still is. Sometimes it's hard to tell with him. Either way, he's in a great mood and turns on his communicator. His speech slightly slurred as it changes pitch through what he says from normal speaking voice to shouting.]

Aren't these people WONDERFUL!? HAHAHAHAHA! What a great group! I didn't know a party could last this long! HAHAHAHA! This place is GREAT and so much free food! A guy could really get use to this! The face paint can be kinda creepy though... But it sure is a lot of fun! HAHAHA! I'm sure having a heck of a good time! The only way this place could be better is if they had donuts! Or pizza bread. OH! Maybe salmon sandwiches! And some pie! Oh, and donuts! The little honey ones!

[Someone may be hungry.] PANCAKES! Those would be really good right now!

Comments

Video

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka might have his face pressed up to the screen because how do you judge distance with these machines? He might also be drooling. A lot.]

Tell me more about the pancakes.

Video

[goldenglasses]

They are the perfect for after a long night of partying! Fluffy flat cakes of perfect joy! Covered in sweet melted butter and the topped with sticky, sugary goodness that is rich with happiness. All coming together to create it's own party in your mouth and stomach! Ahhh! There's just nothing like a warm stack of pancakes to start the day!

Well, except maybe donuts.

[alwayscomeback]

[That might be a happy moan.]

I miss baked goods so much. Especially the sugary kind. That's something space is lacking. Sweet deliciousness.

[goldenglasses]

Especially donuts. We're in space, shouldn't they have invented better meals up here by now?

[alwayscomeback]

I know. I don't know what this squishy stuff is, but it is not food. We're going to waste away into nothing soon if we don't get actual real non-squishy food.

[goldenglasses]

I know, what kind of entertainment is that!? Dying of starvation is boring!

[alwayscomeback]

Who wants to watch people waste away to nothing?

At least if we have food we're more likely to do entertaining things because we'll have energy and won't be dead.

[goldenglasses]

I like the not dead thing. I thought for sure I was done for before we stopped at this way station that had donuts. They were a bit sub par, but after what felt like YEARS they were some of the best tasting donuts I've had!

[alwayscomeback]

I could pretty much boil into a seething puddle of jealously right now. It seems like forever since I got a good meal.

[Between all the war prep and getting kidnapped into space, he hasn't exactly had the time for it.]

[goldenglasses]

Really? Not even back in your home? That's so sad!

action

[catamite]

[Vash may or may not be truly drunk... but Nel sure is! who cares if it's the middle of the day?]

Heeeeey... hi Vash!

[leaning away from the group of natives he'd been partying with until he's free from them, to go skipping toward his crewmate]

action

[goldenglasses]

[Middle of the day is the BEST time to be drunk.] Ohhhhhhh, hey there! It's mister popular! [He laughs drunkenly.] How's it going, Nel!?

action

[catamite]

It's going great!

[and is just going to teeter companionably into him as soon as he reaches him, because what is personal space]

There's finally something to do around here!

action

[goldenglasses]

And with such great people! [If Vash cares at all about Nel falling into him, he doesn't show it at all. Instead companionably and nearly automatically wrapping an arm around the elf.] Isn't this place wonderful!?

action

[catamite]

It's weird... but I think it's a good kind of weird! [he proclaims, while hoisting an empty bottle into the air]

No booze spirit yet, but this is almost as good.

action

[goldenglasses]

Almost! OH! You know what? Maybe we need more booze to get them to come!

action

[catamite]

That's a great idea!

Maybe they have her favorite stuff here somewhere. It was, um...

[hang on. let him think. it had a weird name...]

Buuuh... Na? It was like... Buh-nanananana...

Re: action

[goldenglasses]

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHHHAAA! That sounds like a song! Nana-na-na-na-Naaaaaaaa! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~~

[Don't mind him. Trying to make up a song while drunk.]

[catamite]

[he doesn't mind him. in fact, he continues to just try and drunkenly explain right through the whole song]

No, it's like... a fruit or something... annnnd... they said it was yellow... and it's shaped like... um... you know...

voice

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[he still doesn't feel quite like turning on the video for this one, buuuuut...]

Waffles. Do you think we can get waffles around here?

voice

[goldenglasses]

Oooooooh waffles. And some muffins. Not to mention donuts. I would dress in drag for some donuts about now.

voice

[birdsbirdsbirds]

That's a weirdly specific scenario, but I believe you. Hoooow drunk are you right now?

voice

[goldenglasses]

Not as drunk as I would LIKE to be! [He lets out a loud, rambunctious laughter that says he's actually too much to drink.] So I should probably drink some more!

voice

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Wait wait wait wait. Wait.

How's your liver do with that stuff. 'Cause mine's pretty great but you might black out and die.

Re: voice

[goldenglasses]

Hhhhhaaaa! My liver is fiiiiine! Never better! I have three set aside JUST for drinking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!