Oopsie!

[thespaceopera]

[it has been a while since a certain musical tune pealed out through the ships, but here it is again. and the woman's voice sounds just as chipper as ever!]

Good morning, passengers! Our deepest apologies for the missed broadcast last week. We've been having some technical difficulties with the radiation in this area, but we've finally fixed the problem. So, there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

[...and somewhere in the background, there may the faintest trace of canned audience laughter at that]

This week, the shuffle is nice and simple. There are three new faces to meet, and only two that have disappeared from our ranks. And aside from that, no crews are rearranging, and no captains have abandoned their posts. That's wonderful! I'm very pleased that you're all settling in so well.

Also, just a pair of reminders-- this month's upgrade requests will be processed at the end of the day, so don't miss out! Today is also the last day that the fleet will be in range of the local planet. So, if you have anymore partying to do, do it quickly! Be sure to leave orbit and rejoin Marsiva's side before she's out of range, because it would be a terrible shame to lose one of our ships so soon.

[and out of everything, that last point sounds as though it makes her smile the most.]

...And finally, I'd like to notify everyone to the fact that changes have been made to the cannibalism clause in your contract terms, so please log onto the network and make yourself familiar with those.

Until next time, passengers! The worlds are watching...


ooc: and of course, try as you might, no one will be able to find anything resembling contract terms or a cannibalism clause in the network's information files. they must have gotten misplaced somewhere. how clumsy...

ooc post → here

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[theboogieman]

cannibalism clause?

[yo can we get some verification on this... because... uh....]

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[wilder]

[This face pretty much]

...Cannibal clause...?

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[limitstorm]

So... probably worse than gladiator fighting.

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[wilder]

....


Yeah. Probably.

[limitstorm]

Definitely worse.

I don't think I'd like to be a steak.

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[heresyandlace]

[his feed flicks on and he squints at the screen!]

...Did she say cannibalism?

[aberrant_type]

Sniffing around for the contract doesn't seem to turn up much... I suppose now there's only one way to gauge for exactly what those cannibalism terms are.

[heresyandlace]

[he just... squints more]

...What's wrong with you?

[aberrant_type]

I have a questionable sense of humor.

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[alwayscomeback]

A contract? I didn't sign a contract!!!




Oh yeah, and ew cannibalism, I guess.

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[amarant]

[ stares directly into the camera like she's on the office ]

[mirroromirror]

a. network
um
i just got here!!!!! im not eatin any1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
super ultra NOT OK!!!!! (╹д╹;)

b. ss huntress

[ miyuki hasn't had a good first few days. she ignored the network for the most part; there wasn't too much on it, anyway. going into the past posts, she knew that people were trying to get organized and stick together, and she understood that, she was all for it! they all should've definitely stuck together at the beginning and even now.

she's just... well, a little scared. and when she's scared, miyuki's always been able to count on her friends, until they were... you know. not there anymore. she's all alone. sure, there were others on the marsiva, but she wasn't particularly social. it was funny--she thought she'd gotten over her fear, but without her friends with her, she suddenly felt very small.

at least the huntress is much smaller. with her hands pressed up against the glass, she exhales and draws a little heart in the vapor left behind by her breath.

looking out at the stars, she pouts. ]

I don't know anything about piloting... I wonder how I'm supposed to make it fly. It's flying already, isn't it...?

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[alwayscomeback]

I'm pretty sure they're not gonna force you to eat anyone.

I mean, if they were gonna do it at all, they'd be sneaky about it. Put toes in the stew, stuff like that.

[mirroromirror]

ur not helpin!!!! (⊃д⊂)

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

It sounds like it's probably a law AGAINST cannibalism. You'll probably be okay. It probably just means it's illegal for people to try and eat you!

(And how did you make that little face? It's really cute.)

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[mirroromirror]

(・・。)？ do u mean this????

[ because the question about emojis are the most important part to take away from this conversation. ]

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[optimystic]

[New week, time for new arrivals. Maya has been spending most of her time on the planet, but now that their time is ending it seems like a good time to, you know... learn how to do her job. So she's a bit surprised when she sees Miyuki. Was she here the whole time]

Hey, are we crew mates? [she calls out as she waves from the doorway and walks in the room properly]

[mirroromirror]

[ snapped out of thought, miyuki looks over and then beams. ]

Hello! I think we are! I'm Miyuki Hoshizora, it's very nice to meet you!

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[proteusmoon]

"Only two"...

[ If anyone decides to wander onto the Wonderduck, they can find Cecil on the bridge in the pilot's seat, curled up, hugging her legs with her head resting on her knees. She may or may not look like she's been crying. Anyone with magic or energy sensing abilities will be able to notice that her aura is unusually... volatile. ]

[osananajimi]

There you are, I haven't seen you all -- [ she retracts a bit, noticing. ] Oh...

[proteusmoon]

[ Cecil is genuinely surprised when she's stumbled upon and she quickly raises her head to gather her composure. ]

Makoto... Ah, 'sorry. I've been feeling a bit under the weather.

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[aberrant_type]

[She is just laaaaaaaughing.]

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[theboogieman]

stop that

[aberrant_type]

Hm? Why?

[parkinglotangel]

The big man frowns on that kind of thing, just in case some of you weren't sure.