thespaceopera: (Diamond)
Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2014-11-02 02:18 pm

Oopsie!

[it has been a while since a certain musical tune pealed out through the ships, but here it is again. and the woman's voice sounds just as chipper as ever!]

Good morning, passengers! Our deepest apologies for the missed broadcast last week. We've been having some technical difficulties with the radiation in this area, but we've finally fixed the problem. So, there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

[...and somewhere in the background, there may the faintest trace of canned audience laughter at that]

This week, the shuffle is nice and simple. There are three new faces to meet, and only two that have disappeared from our ranks. And aside from that, no crews are rearranging, and no captains have abandoned their posts. That's wonderful! I'm very pleased that you're all settling in so well.

Also, just a pair of reminders-- this month's upgrade requests will be processed at the end of the day, so don't miss out! Today is also the last day that the fleet will be in range of the local planet. So, if you have anymore partying to do, do it quickly! Be sure to leave orbit and rejoin Marsiva's side before she's out of range, because it would be a terrible shame to lose one of our ships so soon.

[and out of everything, that last point sounds as though it makes her smile the most.]

...And finally, I'd like to notify everyone to the fact that changes have been made to the cannibalism clause in your contract terms, so please log onto the network and make yourself familiar with those.

Until next time, passengers! The worlds are watching...


ooc: and of course, try as you might, no one will be able to find anything resembling contract terms or a cannibalism clause in the network's information files. they must have gotten misplaced somewhere. how clumsy...

ooc post → here
heresyandlace: (you can fuck off now)

VOICE

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2014-11-05 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[somewhere in the chatter of the network, there is a reply that is just in that certain tone that leaves no question as to what it could be in reference to.]

No.
birdsbirdsbirds: (♥ he's gonna lick your face)

text

[personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds 2014-11-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's a good thing Tek can't hear his delirious giggling as he looks for one to send him... in a minute, he gets a response...]

( ˘ ³˘)♥
heresyandlace: (you can fuck off now)

voice forever

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2014-11-05 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[he'll get a nice, long, agonized silence before Tek finally drums up the energy and will to answer]

...What is that even supposed to be?
birdsbirdsbirds: (♥ wah wah i'm tek i hate everything)

text probably forever

[personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds 2014-11-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a kissing face with a heart next to it. Muah!
heresyandlace: (you can fuck off now)

[personal profile] heresyandlace 2014-11-05 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No it's not.

[maybe it's not too late to pretend he doesn't know this guy...]
birdsbirdsbirds: (♥ your eyes look like space crystals)

[personal profile] birdsbirdsbirds 2014-11-05 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha.

[yeah, he really did just type that.]