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driftfleet2015-07-07 05:11 pm
pompous_today) wrote in driftfleet2015-07-07 05:11 pm
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Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Anywhere
When: July 7th
[Simon has an expression of mild disgust on his face as he turns the camera on, examining a bottle of soda.]
Has anybody else gotten some personalized cola bottles from the sponsors? I mean, they are clearly meant for me, but my name is misspelled on a few of them, and then... there's this one.
[Simon turns it toward the camera: it has the infamous "you tried" star... with Simon's face on it.]
I got a gold star for... what? Dissecting sentient creatures? Playing my part like a good television star? Being myself? Did I fail at whatever I tried to do?
[[OOC NOTE: This was just a fun idea I had- in the vein of Share A Coke bottles, the sponsors have decided to gift Fleet members with their own personalized bottles of soda. Except their names won't necessarily be spelled correctly, or the soda will have weird flavors, or be loaded with caffiene- be creative!]]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Anywhere
When: July 7th
[Simon has an expression of mild disgust on his face as he turns the camera on, examining a bottle of soda.]
Has anybody else gotten some personalized cola bottles from the sponsors? I mean, they are clearly meant for me, but my name is misspelled on a few of them, and then... there's this one.
[Simon turns it toward the camera: it has the infamous "you tried" star... with Simon's face on it.]
I got a gold star for... what? Dissecting sentient creatures? Playing my part like a good television star? Being myself? Did I fail at whatever I tried to do?
[[OOC NOTE: This was just a fun idea I had- in the vein of Share A Coke bottles, the sponsors have decided to gift Fleet members with their own personalized bottles of soda. Except their names won't necessarily be spelled correctly, or the soda will have weird flavors, or be loaded with caffiene- be creative!]]
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[Stefan takes a deep breath, putting the bottle in front of him before he recites:] Holy Father, eternal God, graciously deign to bless this soda with thy spiritual benediction that all who drink this may have health of body and soul and that they may be protected against all sickness. In your name, we ask of thee, forever and ever.
[He blows on the bottle, in what is a complete mishmash of Christian + Muslim blessing techniques - and in the blink of an eye, he's added one drop of his blood to the lid of the bottle. (It does blend in p well with the soda label.)] Ameen. There, one bonafide double-blessed bottle.
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The drop of blood does make him blink and look briefly surprised and concerned, because whoa, is that blood, or... but then he shakes it off and smiles wide again.]
That was great. Now you can't get rid of it! It's a blessed bottle of salvation that'll protect everyone on your ship through divine blessings of... divinity.
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Yeah, well, I think my ship can live without a holy bottle. [Mostly because hey, they have him already! Dude's kind of a walking advertisement for interfaith affairs.]
You absolutely sure you're not willing to trade?
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