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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

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[pompous_today]

Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Anywhere
When: July 7th

[Simon has an expression of mild disgust on his face as he turns the camera on, examining a bottle of soda.]

Has anybody else gotten some personalized cola bottles from the sponsors? I mean, they are clearly meant for me, but my name is misspelled on a few of them, and then... there's this one.

[Simon turns it toward the camera: it has the infamous "you tried" star... with Simon's face on it.]

I got a gold star for... what? Dissecting sentient creatures? Playing my part like a good television star? Being myself? Did I fail at whatever I tried to do?

[[OOC NOTE: This was just a fun idea I had- in the vein of Share A Coke bottles, the sponsors have decided to gift Fleet members with their own personalized bottles of soda. Except their names won't necessarily be spelled correctly, or the soda will have weird flavors, or be loaded with caffiene- be creative!]]

001; video

[hereticing]

Who: Goku and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide!
Action: on the marsiva...if...anyone else is there???
When: pre-shuffle, so...friday?


KONZEN! KEN-NII! TEN-CHAN! WHERE ARE YOU?!

[ may whatever deity you believe in have mercy on your ears, before there is suddenly a lot of shouting over the communicator. there's not actually much to see, because whoever is yelling...hasn't noticed it at all! oooor is ignoring it, considering the way it keeps getting stepped on any time that yelling comes closer.

whoever is yelling is clearly pretty young and upset, but when they get anywhere within view of the camera, all that can be seen is flashes of brown and black, the clanging of heavy metal chains joining all the noise. The yelling just continues, the names repeated over and over again as whoever the kids is apparently continuously runs around the deck trying to find the ones he's calling for.

Someone should probably stop him, because it doesn't sound like all the yelling is going to stop any time soon otherwise. ]