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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley & everyone!
Broadcast: The entire fleet.
Action: On the SS Wonderduck.
When: Today (July 7th)

so i tried something really ridiculous today i cant believe it actually worked!
back in asgard i got the power to grow and control plants?? which was really neat and nothing at all like my powers at home
but its something that i kept when i showed up here!

there were some really funny and annoying little flowers back there too that used to talk and sing and insult people all the time
so i tried to grow some here and it actually worked
look at these little guys!!! theyre so cute

[ and attached will be a short video of a half dozen flowers like these, all apparently napping. they're snoring, too, in a ridiculous and loudly exaggerated way. ]

just for my own sanity i probably wont grow very many, but i just wanted to let you guys know that if any flowers are mean to you then its probably my fault, im sorry! :p

[ and then, about five minutes later, the following message is tacked on: ]

omfg they all died in like four minutes ._.
i am a plant murderer .______.
i never should have tried to play plant god in space .__________.;;;;

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[wilder]

[ Kaneis could honestly care less about these plants living. They sounded very annoying even just from the snoring alone and worse, they were on his ship. In fact it's very much to his relief to hear that they died from her space plant god playing.]

[So what does he do to console her? He turns on the audio and...plays that famous bit of the Funeral March song.]

[With a kazoo.]

[Rest in pieces annoying flowers, rest in pieces]

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[thebarkside]

where did you even get a kazoo

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[wilder]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[arcanepower]

[And because Belth is an opportunist...]

I could probably make some kind of elixir out of those plants.

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[thebarkside]

An elixir of what?

[ why... would you want to... seems to be her line of thinking ]

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[arcanepower]

Well, I won't know what is viable until I distill it. It could be anything-- a potion to silence people, or make them talk...

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[summerschild]

[Bran is completely enamored with the flowers, and stares at them with wide eyes while they're still alive.]

I've never seen flowers like that before. Is it a kind of magic?

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[thebarkside]

Yes, it is! Bran, you don't remember me at all, do you?

[ OH SHE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE ]

[summerschild]

[Bran notices her and his eyebrows go up about a mile. WAIT WHAT IS HAPPEN.]

H-how do you know my name?

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[tobeajedi]

Wait, you GOT a new power?

Sorry about your plants.

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[thebarkside]

i got it at the last place i was at!
and its okay
i just feel bad for them :(

[poetontheinside]

Uh r u ok

[thebarkside]

yes
its just the flowers that arent :/

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[feathery]

[Looking at the pot of flowers.]

I never wanted this.

[thebarkside]

[ SHE'S LEGITIMATELY UPSET... ]

At least they died in their sleep...

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[onlyanapple]

Sometimes, you just have to murder a plant. Usually, I try to do it one at a time, teaches the others a lesson. All at once is a bit excessive.

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[thebarkside]

Oh, come on, now you're trying to make me feel awful on purpose!

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[experiencepoints]

You were in that Asgard place, too?

[Let's just ignore the plant murder. plants deserve murder. fuck plants. fuck nature.]

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[thebarkside]

What? Yes! Hi, were you?

[ she doesn't recognize the voice BUT... ]

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[cpt_ressentiment]

omg that was fast wtf happened?

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[thebarkside]

I DONT KNOW
i couldnt keep them alive either, i tried
thats something i can do with regular plants!!!

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[geonomy]

noooooooo :( we should hold a space funeral

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[thebarkside]

D:
i didnt even know their names
i guess i can just call them marigold and rose and daisy ;~;

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[idealistic]

They died ALREADY???

[ NO HE THOUGHT THEY WERE COOL ]

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[thebarkside]

yeah D:
im sorry to have got your hopes up .____.